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George
 
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Mon 21 Apr, 2014 09:10 am
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IT still has him on hold.
Advocate
 
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Mon 21 Apr, 2014 09:37 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

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Being over 30 in Silicon Valley, it was time for him to go.
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Advocate
 
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Mon 21 Apr, 2014 09:38 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

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Those paper-cuts eventually take a toll.
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Advocate
 
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Mon 21 Apr, 2014 09:39 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

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It's our way of hanging a star's number from the rafters.
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Advocate
 
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Mon 21 Apr, 2014 09:40 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

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Look at the graph. That performance eventually did him in.
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Advocate
 
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Mon 21 Apr, 2014 09:41 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

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His will mentioned his affection for his cubicle.
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George
 
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Tue 22 Apr, 2014 09:25 am
bumpity-one
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George
 
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Tue 22 Apr, 2014 09:27 am
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Finster finally ran out of sick days so he called in dead.
OnTheFritz
 
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Tue 22 Apr, 2014 09:34 am
@George,
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His wife requested it. She said she wouldn't have him laying next to that hussy in the cemetery for eternity. We bill her quarterly.
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tsarstepan
 
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Tue 22 Apr, 2014 09:57 am
@George,
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He literally owed his soul to the company store.
Advocate
 
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Tue 22 Apr, 2014 10:21 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

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His performance has actually improved.
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hingehead
 
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Tue 22 Apr, 2014 05:59 pm
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Our Occ Health guy swears it's ergonomic.
cicerone imposter
 
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Tue 22 Apr, 2014 08:33 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/04/28/p465/140428_contest_p465.jpg
He's bitching because he says he never got paid overtime for all the extra hours he worked.
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George
 
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Wed 23 Apr, 2014 05:27 am
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That report is still due Thursday, Finster.
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edgarblythe
 
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Wed 23 Apr, 2014 05:29 am
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Effin' deadbeat's a drag on the system.
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edgarblythe
 
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Wed 23 Apr, 2014 05:35 am
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Hasn't taken off sick in forty years.
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vonny
 
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Wed 23 Apr, 2014 08:42 am
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"We call this part of the filing room the Post-it note graveyard!"
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hingehead
 
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Wed 23 Apr, 2014 08:57 am
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If I wasn't making allowances for the fact that he's dead, he'd be out on his ear!
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hingehead
 
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Wed 23 Apr, 2014 08:59 am
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Psych profiling says vampires make the best night traders.
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hingehead
 
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Wed 23 Apr, 2014 09:01 am
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Whoa nelly! You shouldn't be able to lie down in one of these cubicles.
 

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