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bobsal u1553115
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 10:07 am
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"Other than the noon crowd its usually a quiet little place."
bobsal u1553115
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 10:09 am
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"Other than the lunch crowd this is a quiet little place."
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Krumple
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 10:12 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/03/31/p465/140331_contest_p465.jpg

And you wanted to get the rhino burger
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Ragman
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 10:14 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/03/31/p465/140331_contest_p465.jpg
"They're following a convention of plastic surgeons. I think they want to scare them into a freebies!
vonny
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 01:43 pm
bump
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vonny
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 01:44 pm
bbump
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ossobuco
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 01:52 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/03/31/p465/140331_contest_p465.jpg

They all need chin lifts and some jaw tweezing.
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vonny
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 02:05 pm
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"They're delegates attending the rhinoplasty convention."
Krumple
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 02:08 pm
@vonny,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/03/31/p465/140331_contest_p465.jpg

You didn't say your whole family would be here..
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hingehead
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 04:25 pm
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No, why don't you go tell them we're regulars and that's our table.
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hingehead
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 04:27 pm
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Black, white, javan, sumatran - they all look the same to me.
hingehead
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 04:27 pm
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Business picked up when they went vegetarian only.
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hingehead
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 04:28 pm
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Let me introduce to an old friend - Rhino Neil.
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firefly
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 04:32 pm
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You still think we can unobtrusively blend in with the locals?
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ossobuco
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 04:34 pm
@hingehead,
I like that one, Hinge, extra points.
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edgarblythe
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 05:29 pm
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You can be very outspoken. They have hides as thick as -
Krumple
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 06:07 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/03/31/p465/140331_contest_p465.jpg

Did you come for the rhino speed dating too?
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edgarblythe
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 07:20 pm
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Suddenly I'm thinking boogers.
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hingehead
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 10:41 pm
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THEY'RE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!
Krumple
 
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Sun 30 Mar, 2014 11:10 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/03/31/p465/140331_contest_p465.jpg

So did you hear the joke about the rhino and the... ouch! Why are you poking me with your elbow?
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