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Caption The Cartoon

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firefly
 
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Tue 10 Dec, 2013 04:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

Your breathing is telling me, if you want to leap tall buildings in a single bound, you better rely on special effects.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Tue 10 Dec, 2013 04:52 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zwq8ez811razb3ho1_400.gif
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ossobuco
 
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Tue 10 Dec, 2013 05:01 pm
Sure, but all of us are too woody. I think hinge gets it.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Tue 10 Dec, 2013 05:04 pm
http://medias.omgif.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Manatee-Face-bump.gif
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ossobuco
 
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Tue 10 Dec, 2013 05:22 pm
Loislane17, one of my favorite posters ever ..

dearly hope she is posting around and is ok.
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panzade
 
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Tue 10 Dec, 2013 05:31 pm
@roger,
Quote:
Doc, you're listening on the wrong damn side!


Well DUH! Very Happy
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firefly
 
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Tue 10 Dec, 2013 05:47 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

I hope I'm not being rude but, have you changed your underwear lately?
Lordyaswas
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 04:02 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

I would go so far as saying that you were either created by the Great Three Headed God in the sky as part of his grand design, or my name's not Dr Gungasnake.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 04:06 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

Well , your breathing is OK.....now for the dangerous bit.
Last time I went to check your prostate, you shot off the table and demolished half of the surgery.

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Lordyaswas
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 04:17 am
@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

Pssst....while she's out of earshot, could you tell me if Nurse Jennings is going commando today?
DrewDad
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 08:15 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg
"You're 35... isn't it time to give up the adolescent power fantasy?"
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Lordyaswas
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 09:21 am
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

OK, that's the physical over and done with, and by the excited panting I hear from outside, Nurse Jennings is ready to take your sperm sample.

jespah
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 09:34 am
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:


http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

OK, that's the physical over and done with, and by the excited panting I hear from outside, Nurse Jennings is ready to take your sperm sample.


... and this time, try not to break the beaker.
Lordyaswas
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 09:37 am
@jespah,
Damn! Missed that one, didn't I!
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izzythepush
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 11:25 am
@jespah,
jespah wrote:
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

"You must have had a a pretty wild time last night. You've not only got one hell of a hangover, you've got one hell of a tattoo."
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firefly
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 11:35 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

I see Grandma's still sending you your favorite underwear every Christmas.
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firefly
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 11:43 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

No, I don't have a phone booth, you'll have to undress in here for the rest of the exam.
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firefly
 
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Fri 13 Dec, 2013 11:45 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p290/131216_contest_p290.jpg

Breathe out already, it's been over three minutes and my arm's getting tired.
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panzade
 
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Mon 16 Dec, 2013 06:38 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/23/p465/131223_contest_p465.jpg
hingehead
 
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Mon 16 Dec, 2013 07:04 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/23/p465/131223_contest_p465.jpg
Sonuvabitch!
 

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