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Caption The Cartoon

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Advocate
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 10:24 am
@panzade,
[quote="]
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
[/quote]

When I called 911 about water being everywhere, I wasn't expecting help from a plumber.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 02:38 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg

Thank God you're here - I really need to use the john.
hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 02:41 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
When I called you it was just a leaky faucet.
hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 02:47 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
No nuts to tighten here.
hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 02:50 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
No, I called for a tree lopper.
Lordyaswas
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 03:02 pm
Bubeebabump.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 03:02 pm
Pmub
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Lordyaswas
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 03:05 pm
@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg

I think the drain is blocked.
Lordyaswas
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 03:09 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg

You were the only one with no call out charge.

Lordyaswas
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 03:16 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg

Nooooo.....I phoned for a big wench. WENCH!


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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 03:34 pm
@hingehead,
Drunk
hingehead wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/25/p465/131125_contest_p465.jpg

No, apparently Limbaugh is still the biggest turkey in the world.
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DrewDad
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 05:21 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
"All I know is my toddler flushed the toilet and then said, 'oops!'"
Advocate
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 05:26 pm
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
"'"


I asked for a stunner, not a plumber.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 06:10 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
This your first day?
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hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 06:11 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
Wilson! I missed you!
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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 09:50 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
Do you give free estimates?
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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 09:53 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
Never mind. I put a cork in it.
Ragman
 
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Mon 25 Nov, 2013 09:55 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
"Man, you guys really do walk on water?"
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Miss L Toad
 
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Tue 26 Nov, 2013 04:16 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg

It's the hot tap this time.
Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 26 Nov, 2013 08:01 am
@Miss L Toad,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg

Do you know what time it is? I'm guessing it's around midday as a mad dog has just been here, trying to pick me up. Very Happy
 

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