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Caption The Cartoon

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 07:24 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg

I thought you changed your ways, Cheney.
Ragman
 
  1  
Mon 26 Aug, 2013 07:34 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg
"Russ, the agnostic, keeps saying how much he loves lightning storms. Feel free to pitch away towards Sarasota!"
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 07:36 am
Strike bump
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 07:36 am
strike bolt
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 07:37 am
strikerama
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 07:37 am
ziggurat
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 07:38 am
zzzzzz
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panzade
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 09:11 am
the winners...

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/29/p323/130729_contest_p323.jpg

First Place

"Just water for me, thanks."

Second Place

"Or I could teach you how to fish."

Third Place


"They lied—I'm from Brooklyn."


ossobuco
 
  1  
Mon 26 Aug, 2013 09:25 am
@panzade,
I actually like those.
firefly
 
  1  
Mon 26 Aug, 2013 09:52 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg
Letting you pitch for the Yankees was one of their biggest mistakes too.
firefly
 
  1  
Mon 26 Aug, 2013 09:57 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg
Stop aiming for the banks, and just put some muscle into it.
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vonny
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 09:59 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg

Hey Zeus - why the threads, man!
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firefly
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 10:02 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg
I think we'll have to find another niche for you. Maybe another desk job.
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firefly
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 10:03 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg
Give it menace, man! Give it menace!
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firefly
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 10:04 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg
It's not a paper plane, you dolt!
panzade
 
  1  
Mon 26 Aug, 2013 11:13 am
@ossobuco,
Quote:
"Just water for me, thanks."


That's precious
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Mon 26 Aug, 2013 12:50 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg

With great power, comes great ... argh! You're not going to listen anyways!
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George
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 01:13 pm
@panzade,
I was helping my son move a mattress and box spring this weekend.
At his flat he had a copy of Billy Collin's Ballistics.
I read some of the poems and came across this:

The Fish
by Billy Collins

As soon as the elderly waiter
placed before me the fish I had ordered,
it began to stare up at me
with its one flat, iridescent eye.

I feel sorry for you., it seemed to say,
eating alone in this awful restaurant
bathed in such unkindly light
and surrounded by these dreadful murals of Sicily.

And I feel sorry for you, too—
yanked from the sea and now lying dead
next to some boiled potatoes in Pittsburgh—
I said back to the fish as I raised my fork.

And thus my dinner in an unfamiliar city
with its rivers and lighted bridges
was graced not only with chilled wine
and lemon slices but with compassion and sorrow

even after the waiter removed my plate
with the head of the fish still staring
and the barrel vault of its delicate bones
terribly exposed, save for a shroud of parsley.
panzade
 
  1  
Mon 26 Aug, 2013 01:16 pm
@George,
lovely...just lovely
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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 26 Aug, 2013 01:20 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg
Hey, man, this is my corner.
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