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He can get another doctor, I can't get another golf partner on such short notice.

Which one of you had the nerve to page me while I was lining up my next shot?

Harry, where the hell are your priorities--we have a golf date!

No, I won't give you a Mulligan.

Death panel social day is tomorrow, John.

Funny stuff Lord Ha Ha

<bumps>

OMG, I wish I thought of this first! Genius!

If my wife wants me when she comes to, tell her I'll have my phone on --
unless I'm putting.

Can you help me? I'm feeling a little under par.

Ah, you've removed it, I see. Now, do I have to play from where it landed?

There wasn't a tee up there as well, was there?

"Christ, what an asshole!"

winners are in from the Al in La Anti-Caption Contest.
Some funny s**t.



"What's the problem officer?"

"Everyone asks Y."

"The remainder of your life will be spent behind bars.”

"Pull over! ... You'll have to cosine the ticket!"

"Believe me, I know what it's like to be charged with reckless deriving."

"Be careful in area 51 we figure the speed limit as a percentage of the constant of light."

"Don't get smart with me!"

"I don't care if your f***ing name is Heisenberg, there's nothing uncertain about this principle."

“Fibonacci, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

But we have a 10:30 tee-off time!

Anybody in here got balls?

She said to tell you, "Take the one shot penalty and replay your tee shot."

Oh wait, it is brain surgery.

You see, we were on the 8th tee and I told him he could wash his balls in the little machine they have there.

Doctor, Doctor, give me the news.