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firefly
 
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 09:02 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg
I'm a dental hygienist, how about you? Bank robber?
hingehead
 
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 09:04 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg
No, I don't believe you're Armie Hammer.
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firefly
 
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 09:05 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg
Wouldn't it be easier to just get a nose job?
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firefly
 
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 09:10 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg
Are you really one of Michael Jackson's long lost children?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 09:22 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg

My name is Zimmerman. Will you have a date with me?
panzade
 
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 09:28 pm
http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/10658669-large.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 09:34 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg
You're name is Craven, and you're ashamed you can't fix the A2K bump bug?
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laughoutlood
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 01:31 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg

A big polemic and a straw man, I can't argue with that.
laughoutlood
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 01:37 am
@laughoutlood,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg

What's my line?
Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 02:15 am
@laughoutlood,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg

Why do you keep on saying that you want to phone home?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 02:18 am
@cicerone imposter,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg

So you told the checkout girl to hurry up and stop gossiping.
What happened next?

Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 02:24 am
@Lordyaswas,


http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg


So, Mr Merrick, when you emailed that you were the elephant man, I made sure I packed my tape measure.
Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 02:37 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg


Mr Snowden, for the last time.....will you please stop leaking!

roger
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 02:38 am
@Lordyaswas,
Eeeeew!
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Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 02:48 am
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg

...ooh, and not only are you afraid to show your face in public, I've also just discovered you suffer from Peyronie's disease as well.
oolongteasup
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 04:06 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg

Eschewed papier-mâché, oui?
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Advocate
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 07:58 am
@laughoutlood,
[quote="]
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg


[/quote]

I might be interested were you not so plain.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 02:42 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg
''Hi there, are you a Muslim?''
Advocate
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 03:26 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
[quote="]
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg
''''
[/quote]

I have to ask you. Are you an old bag?
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George
 
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Tue 2 Jul, 2013 08:10 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg
Here's how bland you are, Henry. We've been here an hour and I just noticed
the bag.
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