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Caption The Cartoon

 
 
BillW
 
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Sat 29 Jun, 2013 10:43 am
@panzade,
coccyx delicti
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Sat 29 Jun, 2013 10:52 am
plump hump bump
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Sat 29 Jun, 2013 10:53 am
sugar lump bump
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Sat 29 Jun, 2013 10:53 am
bump the frump
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Sat 29 Jun, 2013 10:54 am
dump the clump in the sump
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Sat 29 Jun, 2013 10:55 am
stump donald trump
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Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 01:41 am
@laughoutlood,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

And don't wander anywhere near four closely planted trees, as you won't have a leg to stand on.

Lordyaswas
 
  4  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 01:43 am
@Lordyaswas,


http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

And who said you were allowed up on the couch?

Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 01:49 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

Well, you're in the clear.

The DNA on the illegally dumped faeces shows it came from a poodle/cocker spaniel cross.
Yes, it was a Cockerpoodle do do.

Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 01:57 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

I have good news for you, Old Shep.

I have just received confirmation that doggies do indeed have a heaven.

Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:09 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

So let's get this straight.
You were with Jack and Diane outside the Tasty Freeze. It was a winter's day and you were feeling quite chilly.

Now, what exactly did Mr Mellancamp do to you again?

Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:19 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

OK,......to re-cap...... you were invited to a fancy dress party and someone suggested Hans Christian Andersen.
You had no idea who that was, you googled the name and it said that he was a great Dane.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:26 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

This is the third time I've told you to speak up and I still can't hear a bloody word!

Tell me, are you the Dog Whisperer?
hingehead
 
  1  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:34 am
@Lordyaswas,
That will never work as a cartoon caption but I loved it like I love getting a cryptic crossword clue, or finishing a sudoku.
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:34 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

So, you received this invitation to a Mafia "Godfather" theme party, but you are dyslexic.

Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:47 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

So, the kennel Club have rejected your entry because you are not doggy enough....
OK...take these bad breath pills three times a day and go and roll in some fox crap.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:52 am
@hingehead,
It's obvious that you're a music fan! Cool
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Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:56 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

Just because your wife is correct and your penis does look like a ladies lipstick, it doesn't mean to say that you have to spend the rest of your life dressed as a dog.

Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 05:02 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

Your neighbours are not complaining about your dog fetish, Mr Laughoutloud......they just don't like having to watch you curl one out on their front lawn each morning while they're having breakfast.

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panzade
 
  1  
Mon 1 Jul, 2013 07:08 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/p465/130708_contest_p465.jpg
 

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