OK,......to re-cap...... you were invited to a fancy dress party and someone suggested Hans Christian Andersen.
You had no idea who that was, you googled the name and it said that he was a great Dane.
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Lordyaswas
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:26 am
@Lordyaswas,
This is the third time I've told you to speak up and I still can't hear a bloody word!
So, the kennel Club have rejected your entry because you are not doggy enough....
OK...take these bad breath pills three times a day and go and roll in some fox crap.
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Lordyaswas
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:52 am
@hingehead,
It's obvious that you're a music fan!
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Lordyaswas
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Mon 1 Jul, 2013 04:56 am
@Lordyaswas,
Just because your wife is correct and your penis does look like a ladies lipstick, it doesn't mean to say that you have to spend the rest of your life dressed as a dog.
Your neighbours are not complaining about your dog fetish, Mr Laughoutloud......they just don't like having to watch you curl one out on their front lawn each morning while they're having breakfast.