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hingehead
 
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Wed 1 May, 2013 12:13 am
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Dad always said "Never **** in your own nest" so here I am.
hingehead
 
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Wed 1 May, 2013 12:14 am
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Jesus Christ! What an avian.
vonny
 
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Wed 1 May, 2013 04:56 am
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/06/p465/130506_contest_p465.jpg
We bought the place off plan. The directions merely said 'As the crow flies'.
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edgarblythe
 
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Wed 1 May, 2013 05:12 am
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We bought a kit for a penthouse view.
George
 
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Wed 1 May, 2013 06:12 am
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It looked better In the listing.
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tsarstepan
 
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Wed 1 May, 2013 06:25 am
@hingehead,

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Yes. How did you know that it's all locally sourced building materials?
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Ragman
 
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Wed 1 May, 2013 06:42 am
@edgarblythe,
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"That literally was the last straw!"
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George
 
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Thu 2 May, 2013 11:19 am
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What exactly is in that tea?
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edgarblythe
 
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Thu 2 May, 2013 02:24 pm
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Hubby likes breaking in on lonely men and telling them, sorrowfully, 'Nevermore.'
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edgarblythe
 
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Thu 2 May, 2013 02:43 pm
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I'm a bird watcher.
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edgarblythe
 
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Thu 2 May, 2013 02:45 pm
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Silly. You can tell by the size of the beak.
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edgarblythe
 
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Thu 2 May, 2013 02:47 pm
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I hate it when he gives me a peck on the cheek.
Ragman
 
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Thu 2 May, 2013 04:02 pm
@edgarblythe,

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"You should see the size of that worm!
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edgarblythe
 
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Thu 2 May, 2013 04:33 pm
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We aren't rich. He's a mockingbird singing all the day.
ossobuco
 
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Thu 2 May, 2013 04:50 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/06/p465/130506_contest_p465.jpg

I was very attracted by all the little turtledove singing in a pine routines.





(that's actually true of me, but not quite to the extent depicted)
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firefly
 
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Fri 3 May, 2013 10:32 am
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I always fly South for the winter.
firefly
 
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Fri 3 May, 2013 10:36 am
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We built our love nest right after our honeymoon.
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Ragman
 
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Fri 3 May, 2013 10:37 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/06/p465/130506_contest_p465.jpg
I'm often out on a limb with my ideas. Should we take a straw poll?
cicerone imposter
 
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Fri 3 May, 2013 10:37 am
@Ragman,
I think the "long straws" have it!
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firefly
 
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Fri 3 May, 2013 10:38 am
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I always dreamed of a loft bed that really was aloft.
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