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firefly
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 09:24 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
Don't you ever consider my needs?
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Ragman
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 09:26 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
"No, no, no...I said we need an erection, not election!"
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firefly
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 09:26 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
There's a lot missing in our relationship.
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firefly
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 09:34 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
It's over. I've finally realized you really don't belong in bed with me.
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firefly
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 09:42 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
You really do need to cut the pork, you're already hogging the bed.
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DrewDad
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 09:44 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
"But having 500 stomachs and no brains is what I love about you!"
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firefly
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 09:48 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
I just can't fake your approval rating any more.
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 8 Apr, 2013 09:57 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
Don't feel bad, there are lots of remedies for impotence now.
Advocate
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 10:07 am
@firefly,
[quote"]
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
[bYou are living proof that power is an aphrodisiac.[/b]
[/quote]
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 10:36 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg

A house divided shall not stand, dear.
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 8 Apr, 2013 11:02 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
I'm tired of playing house. I need a serious commitment from you, that you'll settle down, and actually try to accomplish something.
firefly
 
  2  
Mon 8 Apr, 2013 11:05 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
Honey, we've got to talk about those bills you've been running up on our credit card.
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firefly
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 11:29 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
Can't you be open to thinking about different positions? You've gotten so conservative lately, we never try anything new.
panzade
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 11:51 am
@firefly,
You're on a roll sweetie...don't stop now!
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 8 Apr, 2013 12:03 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
I've just found out, bigger is not always better.
Ticomaya
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 12:34 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
"At first I was skeptical when my therapist said I needed to have sexual congress, but oh-baby!"
Advocate
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 01:32 pm
@firefly,
Good one!!!!!!!!!
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Lustig Andrei
 
  2  
Mon 8 Apr, 2013 02:01 pm
@Ticomaya,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
"Hey! You're not wearing any pants!"

[/quote]
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 02:18 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
"What do you mean, you can't afford to pay me until 2015!?"
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 8 Apr, 2013 02:27 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
"Oh, you're such a tease...now how about some 'secret service'?"
 

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