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hingehead
 
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Tue 19 Feb, 2013 07:04 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif
The last guy was into pubic hair macrame - I can't throw it out because I can't stomach touching it.
firefly
 
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Tue 19 Feb, 2013 08:44 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif
The photo of my father-in-law holding his rifle was taken at our wedding, and, since he owns this company, he decides where it sits.
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Miss L Toad
 
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Wed 20 Feb, 2013 04:51 am
@Ragman,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg

I completely misconstrued what the frustrum club is all about.
Advocate
 
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Wed 20 Feb, 2013 10:43 am
@hingehead,
That is wild, but really good.
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Advocate
 
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Wed 20 Feb, 2013 10:46 am
@Miss L Toad,
It is tough enough to understand as it is. Your misspelling made it worse.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Wed 20 Feb, 2013 01:58 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif
My wife said I had to keep that picture of her in the bathing suit to remind me not to go astray.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Wed 20 Feb, 2013 02:03 pm
@cicerone imposter,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif

"Some people have pictures of their families.
What's wrong with a bachelor like myself prefering a Playboy centerfold on my desk?"
nqyringmind
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 11:47 am
@Lustig Andrei,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif
"Oh yeah, I know Shaq! He's nuts over me!"
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nqyringmind
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 12:29 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif
"It's Lance Armstrong's fall. Hey, can you run out and get me a longer frame?"
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nqyringmind
 
  1  
Fri 22 Feb, 2013 12:32 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif
"It's Oscar Pistorius' fall. Hey can you run out and get me a longer frame?"
izzythepush
 
  0  
Fri 22 Feb, 2013 12:56 pm
@nqyringmind,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif

"Frankenstein's cock must be destroyed."
Advocate
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 01:46 pm
@nqyringmind,
Quote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif
"The little picture is Oscar without his prosthetic legs. The other picture is with them."
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Advocate
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 01:47 pm
@izzythepush,
Sick, but good.
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nqyringmind
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 05:17 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif
"Yes, Anderson...the beehive hairdo was quite the thing back when Betty and I got hitched!"
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glitterbag
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 06:23 pm
@Eorl,
Eorl wrote:

hingehead wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/06/06/p465/110606_contest_p465.jpg
Quote:
"I've been asked to avoid bar graphs."

And pie charts may conceal files.


Apple pie charts are the worst. Often connected with Keynotes. You can get iLife for those.


Bravo
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glitterbag
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 06:33 pm
@firefly,
firefly wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer.jpg
Please cancel the cable service for Claus. Since Santa started watching Glenn Beck, he's convinced the government wants to nationalize his Workshop, the elves are spies, and the reindeer are unionizing.


Sheer genius, hats off
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glitterbag
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 07:03 pm
@George,
George wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer.jpg
Tough tittie, Cupcake. That music sucked.


I'm enjoying this way too much. I found this thread a week or so ago and I read all the captions until the iPad loses power. I'm up to page 121 and thanks to Ossobucco I found the quote button.
glitterbag
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 10:11 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

Quote:
What a maroon.

Definition of MAROON

1 capitalized : a fugitive black slave of the West Indies and Guiana in the 17th and 18th centuries; also : a descendant of such a slave
2 : a person who is marooned

Origin of MAROON
probably from French maron, marron feral, fugitive, modification of American Spanish cimarrón wild, savage
First Known Use: 1666

Question


Also a line from a Bugs bunny cartoon, "what a maroon" was the wiseacre alternative for "what a moron". Sounds nicer than the latter when spoken by a bunny in cartoons watched by kids and adults". "what's up, doc" brought to you by Warner Brothers.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Fri 22 Feb, 2013 10:38 pm
@glitterbag,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer.jpg
I can't get David to let go of his rifle.
firefly
 
  1  
Fri 22 Feb, 2013 11:36 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/cartoons/130225_cartoon_086_a17232_p465.gif
In my case, big brother really is watching me.
 

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