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@DrewDad,

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"I'm imitating a martini.'"

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@DrewDad,

"I know the lampshade is upside down, but in my defense, I'm drunk."

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@Ticomaya,

"Christ! My doctor's an asshole!"

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@DrewDad,

"I'm being vetted for a new position."

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@DrewDad,

"Yeah..I've got a new dry cleaner who's a bit too fond of starch in the collar!"

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@Ragman,

"Am I wearing pants?"

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@DrewDad,

"...and I thought they said, 'let's get stoned.'"

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@DrewDad,

DrewDad wrote:

My doctor said he's never seen a worse case of dandruff.

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@Ticomaya,

"It sure is a bitch when it rains out!"

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@Ragman,

Ragman wrote:

"The Archbishop makes us all wear them so we can't stare at little boy's crotches."

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@Joe Nation,

ouch

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@DrewDad,

My wife claims I bite.

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"Well, as you can see, I'm addicted to playing pocket pool...unfortunately, it served as a gateway to more advanced anti-social habits"

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"My wife hates it when I do the lamp shade gag at parties"

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"Would you mind nibbling around my genital area for a minute?"

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@DrewDad,

Advocate wrote:

"Okay! I have a licking thing. None of us are perfect.'"

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"Gasp...weez...cough....can't...breathe...weez....gasp!"

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@nqyringmind,

"I'm limiting myself to two drinks. This makes it easier to say, 'No, thank you.' "

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@Lustig Andrei,

"No, but if you hum a few bars I'll fake it."

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@nqyringmind,

I just asked for a vanilla cone!

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