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DrewDad
 
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Mon 11 Feb, 2013 08:05 am
@DrewDad,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"I'm imitating a martini.'"
Ticomaya
 
  6  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 09:02 am
@DrewDad,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg

"I know the lampshade is upside down, but in my defense, I'm drunk."

DrewDad
 
  2  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 09:19 am
@Ticomaya,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg

"Christ! My doctor's an asshole!"
DrewDad
 
  1  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 09:20 am
@DrewDad,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"I'm being vetted for a new position."
Ragman
 
  2  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 09:25 am
@DrewDad,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"Yeah..I've got a new dry cleaner who's a bit too fond of starch in the collar!"
DrewDad
 
  5  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 09:42 am
@Ragman,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"Am I wearing pants?"
DrewDad
 
  2  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 09:44 am
@DrewDad,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"...and I thought they said, 'let's get stoned.'"
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Joe Nation
 
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Mon 11 Feb, 2013 09:47 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
My doctor said he's never seen a worse case of dandruff.
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Ragman
 
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Mon 11 Feb, 2013 09:49 am
@Ticomaya,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg

"It sure is a bitch when it rains out!"
Joe Nation
 
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Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:05 am
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg

"The Archbishop makes us all wear them so we can't stare at little boy's crotches."
George
 
  1  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 12:28 pm
@Joe Nation,
ouch
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cicerone imposter
 
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Mon 11 Feb, 2013 12:31 pm
@DrewDad,
My wife claims I bite.
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nqyringmind
 
  1  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 01:35 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"Well, as you can see, I'm addicted to playing pocket pool...unfortunately, it served as a gateway to more advanced anti-social habits"
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nqyringmind
 
  1  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 01:41 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"My wife hates it when I do the lamp shade gag at parties"
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 11 Feb, 2013 01:46 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"Would you mind nibbling around my genital area for a minute?"
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Advocate
 
  1  
Mon 11 Feb, 2013 03:04 pm
@DrewDad,
Advocate wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"Okay! I have a licking thing. None of us are perfect.'"
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nqyringmind
 
  1  
Tue 12 Feb, 2013 02:52 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg
"Gasp...weez...cough....can't...breathe...weez....gasp!"
Lustig Andrei
 
  1  
Tue 12 Feb, 2013 02:54 pm
@nqyringmind,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg

"I'm limiting myself to two drinks. This makes it easier to say, 'No, thank you.' "
DrewDad
 
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Tue 12 Feb, 2013 03:19 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg

"No, but if you hum a few bars I'll fake it."
ossobuco
 
  1  
Tue 12 Feb, 2013 03:22 pm
@nqyringmind,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/collar_zps31532d3b.jpg

I just asked for a vanilla cone!
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