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Oh shoot, its a cop! Where is my ID and insurance card? I must have left it in my pants pocket...I hate when this happens....Next time, I will have to remember to grab them from my pockets when I streak drive...That way I don't get a ticket...

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@XXSpadeMasterXX,

Hah! Look at here driving on that low rider with her cloths on! She must feel stupid!

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@XXSpadeMasterXX,

Watcha trying to show off, old man?

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@DrewDad,

"No más pantalones!"

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''Listen honey, when you get to my age a cool breeze on the nuts is as good as it gets.''

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''Hey Baby, I'm with the Midlife Crisis Marauders biker gang!''

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@eurocelticyankee,

Quote:

''!''

Honey, my view is that, if you have it, flaunt it.

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@Ragman,

"My life coach told me that it's all about exposure and packaging."

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@Ragman,

"What's it to you that I'm flouting the crash helmet law?"

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@Lustig Andrei,

"Get that scooter back to the house before your mother realizes you're out driving without a license!"

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Like a true Nature's Child, I was born, born to be wild.

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@DrewDad,

Quote:

For another take on that one:

"I love it when the wind blows through my chest hair."

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I looked in my closet and everything just seemed so last season!

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@George,

"...so when the big, naked, Austrian turned to me and said 'take off your clothes' I goddamned well did it."

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@DrewDad,

Hi DD - is this a conscious or unconscious echo of mine? http://able2know.org/topic/134125-304#post-5244433
If it's unconscious you should be very afraid Wink

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Lets see, Check breaks....check...adjust mirrors...check....Look both ways...check...Take off cloths...check...

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It was lovely out. So I left it out.

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"Travolta, Travolta! He gets all the spotlight! Well dammit, I'll show em who the REAL 'Wild Hog' is!"

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