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Do you really think burglars would be after your collection of historic beer cans?

Honey, that's too small for your beer can collection!

If you really think you can get Scotty to beam you up, I'll have you all packed in 5 mins!

Hah - I once lived for a few months in a house where the landlord was a major collector type person. And yes, beer cans. But they were on display, not hidden in some whatchamacallit.

We got one out of the five this time, "swims like a snake" has been his only statement your honor!... Shall we leave him in this outfit?, we still have pervy Merv to extract his confession in the cells.

Who put him in? I have been on duty all week!

He often hands himself in and demands expedience, especially lately.. what with this 'fear and loathing in las Vegas' fad... He feels he can fulfill his community service, with his skillset. We get truth beyond belief Sir!

Prisoner states: "Just ask! you moron, AND DO NOT LEAVE THE SNORKEL!"

I would greatly appreciate it if you would make sure that you prepare this house for your rocket for the takeoff.

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There must be a cheaper way to separate the M&Ms.

love that one

Tanning booth, my ass. I know an Orgasmatron when I see one.

I really don't think we need a fall-out shelter more than a new clothes dryer, but how come that one only holds one occupant? What are we going to do in the event we need it, draw straws?

Since you're planning on living in virtual reality full time, I hope that includes a virtual wife. I just cleaned out our joint accounts and I'm outta here.

Those weren't crop circles on the lawn, Harry, that's where we had the patio furniture.

Do you really think that thing will prevent you from falling off the fiscal cliff?

"Harry! I change my mind about testing that thing for you. I just spoke with Margaret and she says Carbon Dioxide is NOT a hair relaxer!"

"Harold, there's an icky looking man upstairs who says he's a "Cleaner", but the house is spotless...!?"

"You and your tinkering!! I wish I could turn the clock back 25 years, I would have taken mom's advice and married Edwin McGillicuddy!"

Once you step inside it's over between us.

"All the time in world", I believe were your exact words.

Should have told you. We took out the batteries for Junior to use in his toys.