"Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Biddle. Now we recommend you getting his little wheels aligned, topping off his fluids and checking his tire pressure...oh and don't forget the brake pads and wipers...have you heard about our 30 point inspection.....?"
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nqyringmind
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Mon 10 Dec, 2012 05:12 pm
"The Maury Povich Show just called, and he has some questions..."
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George
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Tue 11 Dec, 2012 07:07 am
Ever since Sophia started dance class, swimming, and soccer,
Marge had had the same recurring dream.
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tsarstepan
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Tue 11 Dec, 2012 08:25 am
Thus the Henderson family qualified for $1 billion stimulus package....
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firefly
3
Tue 11 Dec, 2012 10:20 am
Your newborn will be a little boring, so we thought you'd both like something you can play with right now.
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firefly
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Tue 11 Dec, 2012 10:27 am
Congratulations on the delivery of your first family car, and it's the best equipped model in your price range.
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firefly
3
Tue 11 Dec, 2012 10:33 am
We've just witnessed the re-birth of the American automobile industry.
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firefly
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Tue 11 Dec, 2012 10:50 am
Using Santa as the sperm donor for your in-vitro fertilization really worked. Wait until you see the Playstation3 for dad, and the Barbie that goes with this car.
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hingehead
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Tue 11 Dec, 2012 04:56 pm
Good news - the feds have reintroduced 'cash for clunkers'.
