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After our 3 sessions a week, for 7 years, I hope you'll have a sense of emptiness after I go.

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@firefly,

I'm going to trade you with this loveseat for your chair, because you need somebody to keep you company.

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"Umm...excuse me...Charlie, but will you please quit clowning around and move that chair to the den? NOW!?"

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We here at Aspen Ski Co. appreciate your enthusiasm but don't think you have grasped the duties of a chairlift operator.

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"These nice gentlemen are helping me accommodate you while my mom is here for the weekend."

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Congratulations - your expanding ass has qualified you for an upsize.

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Sofa, so good.

Mr. Green

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I still think it's a better couples costume then me being the back end of a horse.

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Well if you want your secretary to work 'flat out'...

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Since therapy never fully resolved my dependency and separation issues, now that we're terminating, I need a transitional object.

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Don't tell me I'm paranoid, Dr. Gold. I do feel you're trying to dump me as a patient.

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@firefly,

It's not a couch, silly, it's a love seat!

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You can't get rid of me that way, Dr. Brown. I can free-associate standing up.

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Terminating therapy is like a divorce, Dr. Small, so I'm just taking custody of the couch.

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Isn't it a bit unusual to expect your therapy patients to bring their own couch?

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Watching your office furniture being re-possessed is really starting to shake my confidence in your skill as a divorce lawyer.

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''I see you're making a list of what to spend your inheritance on, that's nice dear.''