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Caption The Cartoon

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eurocelticyankee
 
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Mon 10 Sep, 2012 01:37 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
"Take it from me, never piss the wife off when she's using her dildo!"
Rockhead
 
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Mon 10 Sep, 2012 01:41 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
giggity.

I named my former wife's play toy.

called it dildo daggins...

(I had to explain it)
firefly
 
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Mon 10 Sep, 2012 01:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
Are we having an earthquake?
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 01:49 pm
@Rockhead,
Laughing Laughing

"I say, this Dildo Daggins sounds like quite the wonderful fellow."
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Lustig Andrei
 
  3  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 01:52 pm
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg

"Please don't give me decaf. My heart will stop."

Lustig Andrei
 
  2  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 01:54 pm
@Lustig Andrei,


http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg

"I have one very bad habit: Reading the morning newspaper before I'm even awake."



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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 01:56 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
"Picard to Enterprise, cancel transport, I think I'm in here."
izzythepush
 
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Mon 10 Sep, 2012 01:58 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg

Why's it just my stool that's doing this?
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eurocelticyankee
 
  4  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 02:04 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
"When you move in right up close to me
That's when I get the shivers all over me
Shivers down my backbone
I get the shakes in the thighbone
Shivers in my knee bone
Shakin' all over "
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 02:11 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg

German pancakes, I need them now!




(nods to Roger)
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 02:52 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
Nothing like a few good cups of coffee to give a guy a little pick-me-up.
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firefly
 
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Mon 10 Sep, 2012 02:54 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
I think my dentist needs to buy himself a new drill.
panzade
 
  1  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 03:00 pm
@firefly,
<guffaw>
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panzade
 
  1  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 03:02 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
Quote:
"Nooo, Scotty not yet!"

clever!
In fact these are all very good.
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 03:19 pm
@panzade,
There's no escaping it; I'm a Trekkie through and through.

"Live long and Prosper" or as a Klingon would say "vaj HabHa''a' je 'uSDu'lIj joj"
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hingehead
 
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Mon 10 Sep, 2012 04:46 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
Why have you glued my cup to the counter?
hingehead
 
  3  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 04:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
Wow, the iphone 6 vibrate setting kicks ass!
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DrewDad
 
  2  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 04:52 pm
@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
"I think I gotta lay off the Mexican jumping beans...."
eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 05:02 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
"I'm going through inter dimensional shift, I'm phasing in and out..... either that or I'm fecking freezing!"
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Mon 10 Sep, 2012 06:24 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
"You trash should serve me quicker, You trash should eat quieter, You trash should ..
You trash should .. should ... Malfunction!, Overload! Danger Will Robinson ....
ass puckering up, explosion imminent ... Heil Hitler!" BOOM!!!
 

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