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chai2
 
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Tue 15 May, 2012 10:01 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/21/p465/120521_contest_p465.jpg


I don't possess a mansion or a villa in France or a yacht or a string of poloponies.
~ Ed Norton, The Honeymooners.
DrewDad
 
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Tue 15 May, 2012 10:03 am
@chai2,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/21/p465/120521_contest_p465.jpg
"It's just not the same since Bain Capital bought the track."
firefly
 
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Tue 15 May, 2012 10:45 am
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The day thoroughbred racing became the latest causality of the poor economy.
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Ragman
 
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Tue 15 May, 2012 10:54 am
@DrewDad,
ok...gotta splain to us unniformed what Bain Capital is?
firefly
 
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Tue 15 May, 2012 10:59 am
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During the last lap of the Secretariat's Revenge race, loud horse laughs could be heard coming from the stalls.
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firefly
 
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Tue 15 May, 2012 11:12 am
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The first annual Running of the Jockeys failed to bring out the crowds.
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Ragman
 
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Tue 15 May, 2012 11:13 am
@Ragman,
Ahhh...found the link...Romney consulting gig!
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firefly
 
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Tue 15 May, 2012 11:25 am
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It was a slow track at Churchill Downs today.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Thu 17 May, 2012 04:30 am
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Jockey Smith had beans for lunch and so raced alone on the far rail.
DrewDad
 
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Thu 17 May, 2012 05:03 am
@eurocelticyankee,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/21/p465/120521_contest_p465.jpg
The 2016 Republican National Convention.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Thu 17 May, 2012 09:36 am
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Jockey Smith on the far rail stumbles ... tragically he had to be put down later.
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panzade
 
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Mon 21 May, 2012 04:35 am
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DrewDad
 
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Mon 21 May, 2012 08:09 am
@panzade,
[img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/28/p465[/quote]
"I'm going to discuss our amazing advances in eye bleach...."
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firefly
 
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Mon 21 May, 2012 10:18 am
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Fellow members of Transvestite Erotic Dressers, I present my credentials to be your next president.
izzythepush
 
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Mon 21 May, 2012 10:29 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/28/p465/120528_contest_p465.jpg

This is what a successful salesman looks like! Now get out there!
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firefly
 
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Mon 21 May, 2012 10:32 am
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The key to understanding female sexuality is the man's ability to empathize.
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firefly
 
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Mon 21 May, 2012 11:11 am
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And no one will ever guess you are wearing the new Total Elastic Discreet surgical support hose.
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Ticomaya
 
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Mon 21 May, 2012 11:58 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/28/p465/120528_contest_p465.jpg
"Now if you will just look at these projections for next quarter's earnings ... oh **** ..."
panzade
 
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Mon 21 May, 2012 12:10 pm
@Ticomaya,
Very Happy What came to my mind too.
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Ragman
 
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Mon 21 May, 2012 12:20 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/28/p465/120528_contest_p465.jpg

"It stands for Terrorist Erectile Dysfunction. Any questions?"
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