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The Adventures of 'Spray West'.


"Darling is that a pen in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?"


"Tell them sailor boy's to come on down and see me some time!"


"I'm just an Octohussy with an Octopussy."


"It's not the Octopuses in my life that counts -- it's the life in my Octopuses."


"Honey, tickle my tentacles and I might just tickle your testicles."


"Honey, a hard Octopus is hard to find, really!"


"Baby, any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on down."


"Ten Octopuses waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.


"Honey I'll refill your pen, so long as it vibrates."

"...we thought we'd try one of those dances the kids do these days and wound up getting ourselves tied up in a big jumble of knots. For a while it looked like they might have to cut off a couple of our arms to free us, but a retired rigger came to our rescue."

"Me...an intellectual? "

I'm out of my element, would you mind trading this couch for a large tank?

And last night I had that recurring dream again, about escaping from the Ocean World Aquarium.

Admit it, you're not interested in me, you just want to know who's going to win the 2014 World Cup.

Well duuh, I'm a mollusc, of course I'm spineless.

"Yeah! I've got a phobia about hockey games! There I was minding my own business and the next thing I know I'm flying through the air and land on the ice. What kind of insanity is that? "

"I said I'm unwell, not an inkwell."

"Bloody joyriders!"

"Why aren't you wearing a helmet Mary?"

"But you said size didn't matter!"

"Well you're welcome to her Norseman!, bye Chlamydia dear."

"Erik! have her ass home by 11."

"Snow White!, wait till the other five hear about this."

"You say she sells chocolate bonbons? I don't think it much matters to him!"

"Bareback riding was different in my day!"

"You'll soon get gnomesick!"

"A hell of a way to dry your hair!"