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DrewDad
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 08:22 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
"I always feel like such a sucker."
izzythepush
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 11:26 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg

I hated school, all the kids called me Squiddly Diddly.
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firefly
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 01:01 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
Even as a child, it was hard for me to keep my hands to myself.
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OnTheFritz
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 03:19 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
"I'm just so depressed all the time. I feel like I'm suffocating and I can't keep my head below water."
Ragman
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 03:22 pm
@OnTheFritz,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg

"I guess that I'm just not grasping that concept, Doc. I can't get my head around it. I've been told that I'm pre-octo-pied.
firefly
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 03:38 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
And I absolutely hate James Bond. Do you know what it's like for a young male to be taunted with names like Octopussy?
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firefly
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 04:09 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
I'm not being grandiose when I say my reach never exceeds my grasp. Ever try it with 8 arms, Doc?
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hingehead
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 04:39 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
Then she called me self-centred because I wouldn't camp out with her at Octopii Wall Street.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 04:40 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
I keep having calamari nightmares.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 04:42 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
I guess a few World Cup results and now I'm treated like a God - but one mistake... I can't take the pressure, seriously Doc, I'm worried I'll self-harm.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 04:43 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg

Ringo was always my favourite.
firefly
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 06:10 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
I lost my virginity to a mermaid--what a pair of gills she had on her.
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Ragman
 
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Mon 12 Mar, 2012 07:27 pm
@hingehead,
Pardon me...but that one I don't get!

ohhh
Wait....


Doooh!
Octopuss's garden!
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firefly
 
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Tue 13 Mar, 2012 01:18 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
Truthfully, all this touchy-feely stuff gives me the creeps.
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firefly
 
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Tue 13 Mar, 2012 08:35 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
Lately I've felt like I'm losing my grips on reality.
Ragman
 
  1  
Tue 13 Mar, 2012 09:20 am
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg

"So often I just feel stuck, Doc! My wife says I'm too clingy!"
DrewDad
 
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Tue 13 Mar, 2012 11:02 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg

"I eight too much."
izzythepush
 
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Tue 13 Mar, 2012 12:13 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg

Enough about me, you're psychoanalysing a ******* octopus.
Ragman
 
  1  
Tue 13 Mar, 2012 01:27 pm
@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg

"So he looked at me funny when I said to him can you lend me a hand?"
OnTheFritz
 
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Tue 13 Mar, 2012 02:38 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/19/p465/120319_contest_p465.jpg
"I noticed an aquarium in the waiting room. Do you mind if I have a snack while we're talking?"

 

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