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@George,

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Patient exhibits flat affect.

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When did you first become overly involved with your work as a crime scene investigator?

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You do seem to be suffering from Post-Identity Theft syndrome.

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I can help you, but I'll need more detail.

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@firefly,

"Just what do you mean by 'I'm flat out,' Mr. Comden?"

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Your past history is a bit sketchy, can you flesh it out a little more?

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Now that we have your problem outlined, it's time to start filling in the blanks.

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It's not unusual to feel deflated after a psychotherapy session, John.

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After boring a man to death Dr Grunwald never took on another patient - and never cleaned the couch.

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Could you give me a rough outline of the problem?

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@hingehead,

"Give me an outline of why you're here...."

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@hingehead,

Damnit.

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@DrewDad,

I'm all out of yellow tape. Would you be ok with red?

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@DrewDad,

Quote:

Damnit.

That was weird - we were writing that at the same time.

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@ossobuco,

Do I detect a certain hostility toward steam rollers on your part?

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Yes, I've seen the movie, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", what makes you ask?

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@DrewDad,

When did the emptiness first manifest itself?

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Doctor, I'm so traumatized that I've become a mere shadow of my former self.

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And how long have you had this eating disorder?

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Jan 4 - diagnosis of patient's suicidal tendencies appears valid; replace couch.

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