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Caption The Cartoon

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Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 05:16 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg

I think you should 86 that big guy. He's already turning green around the gills
DrewDad
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 05:35 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg

Obvious Man says, "It's ironic that I'm 'the weird guy.'"
hingehead
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 05:40 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
You the guy advertising for a bouncer?
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hingehead
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 05:43 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
Furthermore, county regulations require smoke alarms in any bathroom the Human Torch uses.
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DrewDad
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 05:59 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
"I hate karaoke night."
Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 06:02 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg

Well, at least I think you're safe if the cops try to raid the joint
DrewDad
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 06:11 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg

"I'm not wearing any pants."
hingehead
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 06:12 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
I'm not wearing any underpants outside my pants.
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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 06:19 pm
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg


They've got steroids. I've just got roids.
edgarblythe
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 07:18 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg


I wrestled a mosquito off of my girl's arm. Does that qualify me?


DrewDad
 
  1  
Mon 5 Dec, 2011 08:41 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
"I'm here about the 'secret lair' ad.
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firefly
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 09:25 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
My name is JGoldman10, I'm here to do research for my comic book and spread the Word of God. I want to blend in, so what should I drink?
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firefly
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 10:23 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
If this is Happy Hour, why do these super dudes look so glum?

They're this week's crop of discarded concepts, son.
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firefly
 
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Mon 5 Dec, 2011 10:28 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
They're in here every night, to fortify themselves before they go home and face the wife.
laughoutlood
 
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Tue 6 Dec, 2011 05:13 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg

I want what she's having.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Tue 6 Dec, 2011 06:46 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
"Yeah I'll have a scotch and whatever Pacifier Man is having"
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George
 
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Tue 6 Dec, 2011 06:56 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
Looks like the Justice League tryouts are over.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Tue 6 Dec, 2011 07:04 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
"What!! Nympho Girl has become a nun"
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Tue 6 Dec, 2011 07:15 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg
Down under superheros, 'The XXXX Men'
izzythepush
 
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Tue 6 Dec, 2011 07:39 am
@eurocelticyankee,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/12/12/p465/111212_contest_p465.jpg

Actually, this is the first time I've been in a gay bar.
 

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