Enough with the excuses, George, just go out and mow the damn lawn.
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firefly
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Thu 10 Nov, 2011 12:26 am
Don't worry about it, Fred, it's probably just a test of the new threat level warning system.
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firefly
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Thu 10 Nov, 2011 12:33 am
Oh, for Pete's sake, Herb, go outside and surrender if that will get rid of them.
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eurocelticyankee
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Thu 10 Nov, 2011 04:44 am
American forces today commenced Operation Pensioner, they have reported light resistance and lots of cups of tea.
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eurocelticyankee
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Thu 10 Nov, 2011 04:50 am
American forces today invaded No 31 Alpian Way, Chisington.
Anti-war protesters say the Americans are just after their tank of oil.
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eurocelticyankee
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Thu 10 Nov, 2011 04:54 am
Early reports indicate the crack squad were to late, the squad commander is reported as saying "God help us all, Miss Meyer had already finished another installment in the Twilight series"
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George
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Thu 10 Nov, 2011 06:44 am
Me and that army.
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eurocelticyankee
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Thu 10 Nov, 2011 07:04 am
The Franco German alliance today invaded another European country demanding that
their ordinary tax-payers fund the French and German banks to cover their reckless lending.
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eurocelticyankee
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Thu 10 Nov, 2011 07:17 am
American army recruiters had become desperate.
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eurocelticyankee
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Thu 10 Nov, 2011 07:19 am
"I suppose it's the Israelis looking for more land"
