87
   

Caption The Cartoon

 
 
George
 
  1  
Mon 29 Aug, 2011 11:11 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
Don't you wish it was that easy with women?
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Mon 29 Aug, 2011 11:24 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
"Welcome, Mr. Donovan."
panzade
 
  1  
Mon 29 Aug, 2011 11:30 am
@DrewDad,
Embarrassed explain Dad!
DrewDad
 
  1  
Mon 29 Aug, 2011 01:11 pm
@panzade,
Donovan's Brain

Quote:
Donovan's Brain
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Donovan's Brain is a 1942 science fiction novel by Curt Siodmak.

...

Plot

The novel is written in the form of diary entries by Dr. Patrick Cory, a middle-aged physician whose experiments atkeeping a brain alive are subsidized by Cory's wealthy wife. U nder investigation for tax evasion and criminal financial activities, millionaire megalomaniac W.H. Donovan crashes his private plane in the desert near the home of Dr. Cory. The physician is unable to save Donovan's life, but removes his brain on the chance that it might survive, placing the gray matter in an electrically charged, oxygenated saline solution within a glass tank. The brainwaves indicate that thought—and life—continue. Cory makes several futile attempts to communicate with it. Finally, one night Cory receives unconscious commands, jotting down a list of names in a handwriting not his own—it is Donovan's. Cory successfully attempts telepathic contact with Donovan's brain, much to the concern of Cory's occasional assistant, Dr. Schratt, an elderly alcoholic.

Gradually, the malignant intelligence takes over Cory's personality, leaving him in an amnesiac fugue state when he awakes. The brain uses Cory to do his bidding, signing checks in Donovan's name, and continuing the magnate's illicit financial schemes. Cory becomes increasingly like the paranoid Donovan himself, his physique and manner morphing into the limping image of the departed criminal. Donovan's bidding culminates in an attempt to have Cory kill a young girl who stands in the way of his plans. Realizing he will soon have no control over his own body and mind, Cory devises a plan to destroy the brain during its quiescent period. Cory resists the brain's hypnotic power by repeating the rhyme "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." With Dr. Schratt's help, he destroys the housing tank with an ax and leaves the brain of Donovan to die, thus ending his reign of madness.
DrewDad
 
  4  
Mon 29 Aug, 2011 01:13 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
"Just switch it to 'off' when you're not working on water softeners."
panzade
 
  2  
Mon 29 Aug, 2011 03:13 pm
@DrewDad,
...or posting on A2K
0 Replies
 
oolongteasup
 
  4  
Mon 29 Aug, 2011 11:15 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg

I'm having you on.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 01:22 am
@oolongteasup,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg

Wanna see me do some karate?

0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 02:02 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
I'm sure Westworld will be delighted to rehire you Mr Brynner.
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 02:03 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
You find a 'limp fish' handshake a turn off?
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  2  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 02:06 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
The world isn't black and white Mister Timms, I suggest we install a dimmer switch.
0 Replies
 
George
 
  3  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 05:40 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
You're bi-polar.
panzade
 
  1  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 11:22 am
@DrewDad,
tip o' the hat dad
0 Replies
 
panzade
 
  1  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 11:22 am
@George,
sweeet
0 Replies
 
hamilton
 
  1  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 12:37 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg

Do I turn you on?
izzythepush
 
  1  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 12:44 pm
@hamilton,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg

I'm really ******* wasted.
0 Replies
 
eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 06:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
"I strongly recommend for your sake and the sake of the public, you keep that safety on at all times Dave"
0 Replies
 
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Tue 30 Aug, 2011 06:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
"Now remember Mr Gunga to switch that off at night, we don't want to overload that emm, brain of yours"
0 Replies
 
George
 
  1  
Wed 31 Aug, 2011 07:43 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
The bad news is: we couldn't find a cerebellum donor.
The good news is: we found a work-around.
0 Replies
 
firefly
 
  1  
Wed 31 Aug, 2011 10:22 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/05/p465/110905_contest_p465.jpg
Being almost human will put you ahead of a lot of people.
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Oddities and Humor - Discussion by edgarblythe
Let's play "Caption the Photo" II - Discussion by gustavratzenhofer
JIM NABORS WAS GOY? - Question by farmerman
Funny Pictures ***Slow Loading*** - Discussion by JerryR
Geek and Nerd Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
Caption The Cartoon Part Deux - Discussion by panzade
IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT? - Question by Setanta
2008 Election: Political Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
 
  1. Forums
  2. » Caption The Cartoon
  3. » Page 132
Copyright © 2025 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.07 seconds on 02/24/2025 at 02:25:59