As you can clearly see, our chances of acquittal have nosedived ever since those nosy shareholders hired that damned forensic accountant.
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firefly
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Thu 2 Jun, 2011 12:05 am
I'm sad to report that the steep decline in the price of shares in our corporation, due to all the unfortunate publicity, means we can kiss our golden parachutes goodbye. But, the upside is, if we're convicted, our costs of living will be low, and we'll get free medical and dental coverage.
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firefly
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Thu 2 Jun, 2011 12:32 am
And, as I was telling Bernie Madoff in the exercise yard, we could all pool our experience to help this joint run at a profit.
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hingehead
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Thu 2 Jun, 2011 07:31 am
@panzade,
Palin's offered me a seat on the bus. You're all fired.
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George
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Thu 2 Jun, 2011 04:16 pm
We 're going over the north wall at midnight. Synchronize your Blackberries.
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hingehead
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Thu 2 Jun, 2011 04:32 pm
Thanks to the banks Enron now ranks above average for consumer trust. Gentlemen, we're back in business!