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Lets just see if my notes are correct....
1) You think mares are as ugly as a horse
2) You dont like women because they always ride you
3) There is no way you could do it with a Centaur
Yes...yes...you have a problem . That'll be $230 please.....dont forget to make another appointment before you leave .