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BLOWS MY MIND THAT HUMANS CAN THINK SO DIFFERENTLY THAN I DO

 
 
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 05:07 am
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If, in the future, we invented a way to read the mind of a pig,
and found that he LIKES this use of toilet water, then maybe
we 'd not be too surprized (sic), because pigs are known to be dirty,
but we expect more basic similarity among our own kind.


And now you slur the gentle pig by showing you know little about them.

Joe(they are known to be delicious.)Nation
dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 05:10 am
Pigs are actually very clean animals. They sometimes use natural material such as wet soil and clay to evade insect pests and sunburn.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 05:39 am
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

Quote:
If, in the future, we invented a way to read the mind of a pig,
and found that he LIKES this use of toilet water, then maybe
we 'd not be too surprized (sic), because pigs are known to be dirty,
but we expect more basic similarity among our own kind.


And now you slur the gentle pig by showing you know little about them.

Joe(they are known to be delicious.)Nation

I 've heard that thay have been overtly belligerent in the wild.
An acquaintance said that one of them charged him,
whereupon he shot him with a .50 caliber revolver,
he kept coming, and he shot him again, with no result
and the 3rd time he hit him in the head and that
brought his earthly and earthy life to an end.

He said that while dressing the pig to eat,
his examination revealed that both of his lungs had been blown out
and his heart was hit with .50 caliber gunfire; he still kept coming.
That is a very heavy round.
(I 've fired .44 magnum, but never a .50 caliber handgun.)

Some years ago, I was out on the Arizona desert to ascend in a hot air balloon.
As we approached the launch site, I saw 3 of them (hairy fellows) running in file formation.





David

P.S.:
my apologies to the porcine members of A2K for slurring their good name

P.P.S.:
Pork loin is good, if not overcooked.
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 05:41 am
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:

Pigs are actually very clean animals.
They sometimes use natural material such as wet soil and clay to evade insect pests and sunburn.

I stand corrected and rebuked for my relative porcine ignorance.





David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 05:43 am
@ehBeth,
ehBeth wrote:

I'm glad I don't get the same channels on t.v. that you do.
You must have subscribed to the Conservatives-only band.
Freaky people, those Russian conservatives.

U mean Boris Yeltsin ?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 06:29 am
@dadpad,
People who say that pigs are "clean" , hqave never raised or been around them much, or thir definition of clean needs to be better explained.

A pig will eat its young, will eat feces, will eat carrion, will lay in dung of other animals other than itself (this adds a foreign scent).

Never said pigs aint smart, they just arent clean as popular pork producers would have us believe.

Probably the worst pig is the wooly MAngalitsa, which, because it must be raised for considerably longer to develop its fine flavored pork and bacon, can have extra time to develop some really gross habits.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 06:46 am
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BLOWS MY MIND THAT HUMANS CAN THINK SO DIFFERENTLY THAN I DO


This kind of statement is indicative of the most naive and immature of attitudes. Learning that people think differently, and why, should at least accompany one's first puppy love, if not actually having been produced in a reasonably competent high school education.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 06:56 am
@Setanta,
I see it more as an attempt at interspecies "reaching out"
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 07:09 am
@aidan,
David wrote:
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I saw a promo on TV of a Russian immigrant who applies water to his face taken from a toilet
(obviously, its really a CLEAN one, never used, but its not represented as such).
The immigrant went on to smooch a woman (who accepted it) whom he identified as his sister, suggesting incest.
This promo, the same as all promos, was to invite attention to the movie that it was promoting;
i.e., to make it look good, attractive. This was purportedly a comedy movie.

I just don't understand how attacking the elementary principles of hygene and of DECENCY
is calculated to gain approval and a larger audience,
presumably for more of the same kind of thing?


aidan wrote:
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It's nothing to do with accepting or not accepting the elementary principles of hygiene and decency -
(sometimes you take things very literally David - I think that's one of your comedic methods)-
and it's everything to do with the shock value of incongruity in a situation.
The last thing anyone expects anyone to do with water from a toilet is wash his or her face with it.

So when something like that happens - the initial reaction is shock.

That is beyond dispute.






aidan wrote:
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Some people laugh when they're shocked or surprised

This is true.
I 've seen that happen when some guys have been faced with
devastation of their lives, thay have smiled and laffed when describing it.



aidan wrote:
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- other people can see it coming - are not shocked - and are just disgusted.

I was both,
but offended worse by their sincere manifested belief
that enuf Americans will approve of this as to motivate them to see the entire movie for more of the same.

I hope my fellow Americans are not like that.








aidan wrote:
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For myself - if I saw that on a tv show - I'd turn away say, yuk - and change the channel.

There is no point in that; the damage was done.
Those promos only last a few seconds.









aidan wrote:
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I don't think it has to do so much with whether anyone's liberal
or conservative as much as it has to do with intelligence

Remember:
liberalism means the opposite of orthodoxy; it means veering away from, DEVIATING FROM something,
in this case from standards of decency that have existed since
long before the USA existed.








aidan wrote:
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(and no - I will NOT accept that conservatives are more intelligent
than liberals David- see- I could see that coming).

No, Rebecca; I have never been of the opinion that liberals are stupid.
Thay do not deviate from the paradigm accidentally because of low intelligence;
thay deviate because thay desire to acquire the results of cheating either for themselves
or for those whom thay favor (e.g., the poor). Sometimes the poor elect candidates
whom thay expect to cheat, stealing the property of the middle class or the rich for them;
i.e., the poor use democracy as a weapon of robbery.

Frank Roosevelt and John Kennedy were not stupid.
Thay were cheaters, but we digress from the subject matter hereof.
(as if we ever let that stop us)





David
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 07:51 am
@farmerman,
You may have a point . . . i had always assumed (naively, it appears) that David is human, also . . .
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 07:54 am
@rosborne979,
99.99 % of people are complete ******* idiots.

so there are two schools of peoples mindsets...

Very Happy
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 08:29 am
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:

Of course liberalism can exist in the absence of something to deviate from.
If all the conservatives were raptured today and went to heaven
(tho of course the evidence points to them going the other way),
liberalism weould continue perfectly fine. It is, after all, a set of beliefs
and neither we nor the world at large need to have you guys to contrast with.

No.
Part of what u said is true, but u don 't seem to get the basic idea.

If conservatives disappeared, as u correctly indicated:
the liberals might well implement their set of beliefs.

The philosophy of liberalism (as manifested by F. Roosevelt and John Kennedy)
is indeed a set of beliefs, as u correctly said. The name of that
set of beliefs was not chosen at random. No one threw a dart at a dictionary
and hit that word by chance, as a result of which it was applied to name those ideas.

The words "conservative" and "liberal" are both relative words,
having meaning only insofar as thay relate to something else.
Thay both relate to and describe whether or not there has been DEVIATION
from something, e.g., from an agreement, or a body of rules or a pattern of beliefs.

Conserving means keeping or not giving up, whereas
liberal means straying from. Conservative means ORTHODOX, inflexible, unchangingly rigid.
In this case the thing conserved or strayed from
is the social/political contract as manifested in the US Constitution.
Today 's Liberals of the left desire government to have more jurisdiction
at the expense of personal liberty because thay desire the political power to rip off
the middle class and rich for the benefit of the poor,
and the Constitution does not allow for that.
The Constitution provided for great personal freedom by crippling
and curtailing government jurisdiction.
The Bill of Rights cripples government 37 different ways.






Suppose that 2 guys make a contract by whose terms
one guy will do thus and so for the other,
in exchange for which the other guy will do something.

If one of the guys successfully performs his part of the deal
100% the way thay had agreed that he woud, then he has not been liberal
because he did not deviate from his contractual duty.

If the other fellow also completes his side of the deal perfectly,
then neither of them were liberal as to that contract,
because no one deviated from it.

If one of them fell short in performing his contractual duty
and then declared: "that 's close enuf" he is taking a liberal interpretation
of the contract and trying to foist it on the victim.

If liberalism had a motto setting forth its innermost essence,
it woud be "that 's close enuf."

Conservatism is for perfectionists.
To the extent of failure, or of deviation, he stops being conservative.
If a President of the US leaves office after exactly 4 years,
he is being conservative; but if he insists on staying in office
an extra week, then he is being one week liberal.


If men are playing poker n one rakes in the pot
alleging that he has a flush, when he has 4 clubs and a spade,
and when challenged on this behavior, he declares
the liberal motto: " hay, that 's CLOSE ENUF;
don 't be too technical; don 't split hairs; just don t be a ball buster, OK ?
I had a fight with my cousin, yesterday I got a flat tire,
I belong to a minority group and my left foot stinks,
so gimme a break n deal the cards " he thereby advocates taking a liberal vu
of the rules of poker for the reasons that he indicated.

Hence, he advocates the position that logic shoud be SUBORDINATED to emotion
and that thay shoud take a LIBERAL VU
of the rules of poker because his sob story OUTRANKS
the technical rules requiring 5 cards of 1 suit for a flush.





David
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 09:16 am
Conservative and liberal, as words in the political lexicon, appear for the first time in England, in the late 1820s, and in the run-up to the passage of the 1832 Reform Act, which cleaned up Parliament, and added quite a few men to the voting rolls. Conservative and liberal were not referential to one another. Conservative was applied to the Tories, who wanted things to stay as they were. Liberal was applied to those Whigs who wanted to expand the franchise, and it was based on liberal in the sense of generous, giving.

As usual, David doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.
strawberry pie
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 03:51 pm
There will always be 2 different kinds of people..
Actually, they're more than two but... two in general.
However, you should not let this fact get on your nerves... Justice and truth are not the most common thing nowadays, as you probably now...
I used to feel disappointed like you are now. From people, from TV, from everything! The way that the Universe works...
But I guess I learned to live with that fact that most of the things are not like I want them to be...
I suppose Bobby McFerrin is a very clever person: Don't worry!Be happy...
A bit of a cliche but it works for me...

But I do think you're right in many ways. Just.. don't take it too serious. Smile
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 10:40 pm
@strawberry pie,

U r probably right.
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JTT
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:16 pm
@Setanta,
As usual, David doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

BLOWS MY MIND THAT THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A MENSA/LAWYER!


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