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Will You Live To See 80?

 
 
Reply Fri 5 Jun, 2009 08:42 am
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. (I just turned 60.)


A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"


He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"


"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"



Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"





I said, "Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"





"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"





"No, I don't," I said.



He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said.

He looked at me and said,... "Then, why do you even give a ****?"
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jun, 2009 08:48 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Laughing
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au1929
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jun, 2009 09:54 am
Check back in two months and I will let you know.
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