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I HAVE A PAINTING BY KLEZMER BERGSLEBENDER

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farmerman
 
Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 04:46 am
Is it worth anything?
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Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 04:54 am
@farmerman,
Naw, too declasse'.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:01 am
@Sglass,
It may be a print or an oil painting, Im not sure but I really wanna cash in big.
When you say declasse' do you mean that its not as culturally valuable as my "Weeping Elvis on Black Velvet"?
Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:03 am
@farmerman,
Take it to the Kutztown Fair.
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:08 am
@farmerman,
Unfortunately there seems to be a glut of Bergslebenders on the market at the moment. Perhaps if you hang onto it for a while?

Which Bergslebender period is this particular work from?
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:10 am
@msolga,
Its from his "Ill paint you a pretty pitcher if you give me a beer" period.
LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:14 am
@farmerman,
I used to have one his. It was a beautiful painting of the bottom of the Archbald Pothole.
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:18 am
@farmerman,
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Its from his "Ill paint you a pretty pitcher if you give me a beer" period.


Ah. Too bad. Not nearly as collectible as his "down & out in Kiev (mauve) " period. But his paintings from this period are extremely rare, as you'd know.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:20 am
@msolga,
damn, so Im not gonna make big bucks then.
Bummer, maybe my black velvet weeping Elvis can fetch a price.
Green Witch
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:31 am
Does it look like this? This is from Bergslegender's early crack period and is considered highly collectable:

http://reverent.org/Images/Contest/2008/dd.jpg
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:33 am
@farmerman,
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damn, so Im not gonna make big bucks then.
Bummer, maybe my black velvet weeping Elvis can fetch a price


You will eventually make big bucks by selling your Bergslebender. (After his death, definitely.) And let's face it, judging by the manner in which Klezmer conducts his life, you may not have to wait as long as you think! Be patient while nature takes its course.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 06:38 am
@msolga,
Im gonna go find out where he lives and cut his brake lines.
GW, that is HOT! are they made of some kind of dessert topping?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 06:42 am
I dunno, FM . . . that one who looks kinda blonde, one eye is hard on the starboard beam and the other lookin' over the port quarter . . . that could get disconcertin' pretty quickly . . .
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 06:44 am
@Setanta,
I just thought their Icing was melting.

The one on the left looks like a cross between Howard Stern and Ann Coulter
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 06:47 am
She also has a look of enthusiasm reminiscent of how one would expect Jeffrey Dahmer to have looked, just after he'd locked the deadbolt . . .
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 07:42 am
@Setanta,
which reminds me, did you know that cj was back?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 07:43 am
Yeah, i've seen him around . . . and there is no more reason now to acknowledge his existence than there was last year . . .
dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 07:54 am
If the South had won the war, would everyone in the US now have 7 toes on their left foot?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 08:33 am
@Setanta,
I guess he has more time now that he has quit his job and is living the good life on Welfare.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 02:17 pm
Lets get back to my Bergslebender.
 

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