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I HAVE A PAINTING BY KLEZMER BERGSLEBENDER

 
 
Sglass
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 01:11 am
@farmerman,
Ok I'll start the bidding at $5.
Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 03:53 am
@farmerman,
Bad news, Farmerman, It's recently been revealed that all Bergslebender's best works were created by his adopted chimp, Fido. He found Fido while hiding from the IRS in the Congo and brought him home to be raised as his studio assistant. However, Fido turned out to have more talent than Bergslebender, so the old man started to pass off the chimp's work as his own. Here is a portrait of Fido at work:

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/926/PreviewComp/SuperStock_926-129160.jpg

If you happen to own a Fido you might be rich, but if your painting is really by Bergsledender you might as well throw it in the woodstove as fuel for the tea kettle.

Here is a recent Fido work entitled Intelligent Design. It's going to be used as an album cover for the next Cold Play release:

http://halo19.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/monkey_paint.jpg

farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 04:21 am
@Green Witch,
Boy , you know a lot about this artist. Looks like his work was done in the same manner as those of the later period of Sally Dali, where DAli would sign the sheets when blank and someone else filled in a scribbles print.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 05:40 am
@farmerman,
That's what I just wanted to do.

Is it previous his time when studying with Hitler or later? (You'll know that when you look at the back site: marked "liberal" is before, "social liberal democratic" is afterwards)

To judge if it's a printing and oil painting, btw, can only be done by specialists.

Ic-art, gung-art, mass-art, Htwo-artman, just to name a few, do a really good job for such here.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 10:20 am
@Walter Hinteler,
Ill bet that youre one of those who actually Googled Klezmer Bergslebender.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 10:22 am
@Sglass,
Quote:
Ok I'll start the bidding at $5

Id hate to part with it for anything less than seben fiddy
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 10:23 am
You might have pulled it off, FM, if you had been just a little more subtle, and not used "klezmer" as the given name. That was a dead give-away. I really abhor klezmer music.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 11:24 am
@Setanta,
Here for sets enjoyment, is the latest hot thing goin on in ARGENTINA, Klezmer tango, with ya Klezmeer juice,
ein, drei feirtel gangen!!hoy!!

farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 11:26 am
@farmerman,
I like how this thread is progressing. Not too much kvetch, and a liddle gezumptink
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 11:32 am
You're too kind, FM . . . i mean that, too, too kind . . .
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 12:01 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Ill bet that youre one of those who actually Googled Klezmer Bergslebender.


No, but I looked it up in the Wikipedelche Wink
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 06:21 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
Most of the Pa Deitsch couldnt find their asses with both hands, let alone have a loaqdd computer. This is a joke right?
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