Mary Sue and Jim Bob

On their wedding night, Mary Sue and Jim Bob took the automobile down to the motel for their honeymoon.
"Gee, Jim Bob!" exclaimed Mary Sue. "I've sure been looking forward to tonight".

"Me too" replied Jim Bob.

"In that case you will have to teach me what to do".

"You don't know what to do! Gee, Mary Sue, tell me that you're not being serious!"

"I'm being deadly serious, Jim Bob. No man has ever kissed these lips. You see, I'm a virgin."

Jim Bob then put on his shoes, stormed out of the hotel and drove the automobile back to Paw's.

"You did right" said Jim Bob Snr, on hearing his son's account of the story. "If she's not good enough for her own family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours."