A lawn chair and a rifle ought to do the trick.
@shewolfnm,
shewolfnm wrote:
get a b-b gun and a nice over stuffed yard chair.
She beat me to it. That bitch.
I've thought it over, and I'm afraid a mule will simply wander off to graze in the cemetery. Their grass is much nicer than mine.
I am going to have to refuse delivery of the mule.
@patiodog,
They're kind of stubborn, ya know.
@dlowan,
I know. That's why I've unplugged the doorbell.
@patiodog,
Just put this sign up and see what happens.
This one is good too!
Our dumbie neighbors drove on our swale. (Dag Nab It! They touched our grass! Touched it, and squashed it!)
So hubby put out a few widely-spaced cement blocks with reflectors on metal posts.
Worked perfectly, was easy, and we could always say we couldn't find our house at night, if anyone wanted to know why they were there.
My sister, in a similar situation, put out old railroad ties. Didna' work so good. People were always driving over her logs, disarranging them, pissing her off even more.
Sigh, life is Just So Hard!
Get mannequins and bedsheets.
Lay the mannequins in the ditch.
Cover them with bedsheets.
Toe-tags optional.
@BorisKitten,
Replyin' to my silly self: What's wrong with a coupla NO PARKING signs on sticks? (Why didn't I think of that before?)
Although I have to say, the mannequins and sheets bit would probably be a lot more fun...
@panzade,
Perfect! And then it's even a PUN!
Stutter... I so LOVE puns!
