The naked truth about A2K shenanigans!

Why is the alphabet in the order it is?
Is it because of that song?

Francis then regaled me with the tale…

That Gus worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when one day he confessed to Jane that he had a terrible compulsion! He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

Jane suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Gus indicated that he would be too embarrassed, and vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day, a few weeks later, Gus showed up and he was ashen. Jane could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong dearest Gus?" she asked with obvious concern.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Gus, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."

"My God, Gus, what happened?"
"I got fired."

"No, Gus. I mean, what happened to the pickle slicer?"










"Oh... She got fired too."


In the next nail biting episode…

Will Gus Toffgaz who is as Gil T. Azell finally get a Drew Peacock Eric Shun or is it Emma Roids?

Eve O'Lution from Ellie Noise, reveals Dan Gleebitz Dawn Keebals, Doug Graves Don Thatt Craven Moorehead, Betty Humpser Buster Cherry, Dick Gozinia Danielle Soloud; Didi Reelydoit… Darrell B. Moore…

Mr. Schrivalup Andropov visits Dr. Grant Stevens, who is a board-certified plastic surgeon and the Medical Director of Marina Plastic Surgery Associates, serving the needs of Los Angeles, Long Beach, Pasadena, and Beverly Hills plastic surgery patients. He specializes in cosmetic plastic surgery and has been named one of America's Best Physicians in "The Guide to Top Doctors."

Top Doc... Granted!


....http://www.marinaplasticsurgery.com/cv.cfm

Yes, MsOlga, Gustav dropped us like a hot potato just because he finally found
someone to shag around with. I's say, get his pickle sliced off and feed it to
the vultures.

Yes, indeed, Jane! The vultures!

Traitor!

Deserter!

Evil hussy!





(If you're reading this, Gus & you actually have found True Lurv, half your luck! I'm delighted for you. Enjoy! )

Well!

“Traitor!

Deserter!

Evil hussy! ”

Too kind; but enough about my curriculum vitae.



Thanks Miss Olga for killing this thread and thus saving it from the ignominy of being overtaken by:

How can I prolong the shelf life of a tomato?


Oh boy; did I take some stick for the following sentence:

‘Will Gus Toffgaz who is as Gil T. Azell finally get a Drew Peacock Eric Shun or is it Emma Roids?

Eve O'Lution from Ellie Noise, reveals Dan Gleebitz Dawn Keebals, Doug Graves Don Thatt Craven Moorehead, Betty Humpser Buster Cherry, Dick Gozinia Danielle Soloud; Didi Reelydoit… Darrell B. Moore…’

Normally I can rely on Wandel to pass by and translate my scribings for the mass market; unfortunately he has had the good sense to see the inherent danger of being seen in this thread - and therefore; even though I’m not in any sense trained in Babylonian haruspicy, I do know that the sentence is made from the names found in the phone book, and when spoken (as opposed to read) forms an entirely different meaning.

For example:

‘Will Gus Toffgaz who is as Gil T. Azell’

Could be pronounced; Will Gust of gas, who is as guilty as hell…

Likewise: ‘Eve O'Lution from Ellie Noise, reveals Dan Gleebitz =’

Evolution from Illinois, reveals dangly bits…

Get my drift! Sheesh! Do I gotta explain it one more time…Explaining a joke is like dissecting a toad; a messy business and the toad always croaks.


Whilst on vacation I spied a voluptuous A2K member…..NO! Not the fat one.



I tried to engage her in convivial conversation, but due to excessive drool had to withdraw quiet swiftly after she threatened to call the cops. For the life of me; I can’t remember her name.

Any Ideas?

Eli eli lamma lamma sabachthani!

Tootdleloo Blue - <sigh>

Hugh deMann

I went to see Annie Buddyshome and Abel N. Willang asked Izzy Backyet or Izzy Cumming - we need to get Alarf Anaharf.


Al B. Zienya - later Bess Twishes.

Thanks for resurrecting this thread, Izzie - oh what fun we had in 2009

Sadly, 2011 is not a fun yeah, Jane.
Or else the people who are having the fun are keeping it secret .....

I feel really bad about that last post now.
I wish I hadn't done it.
Have I put a dampener on the thread?
Please ignore it & carry on, OK?

So ... who's been up to some shenanigans lately?

No you haven't MsOlga.....it's always a bit sad when one reads the old
threads and realizes that half of the people aren't here anymore or come rather seldom to post. We used to have fun spontaneously and it was so
easy - it seems that today we're all grown up and more serious.

On a better note, we had trout in almond crust tonight for dinner....mmmhhh superb!

I will admit that I have never understood Try Again, whom I figure I would by nature be apt to enjoy, potentially more than many others, since he likes word play, but alas, I have just about never understand his posts.

Lots of other threads have indecipherable passages, especially those referencing people with pet names and other knowledge, but I somewhat get those or I live without knowing.

I think I like him but I have no idea.

Can someone explain me to him and him to me? 250 words or less, eh?

Nice of you to say that, Jane.
I think I might have been Ms Negativity this morning. (Insufficient vitamin D )

Your trout dinner sounded delicious! Yum.

But back to osso's post.

osso,
I knew Tryagain from the riddles he gave - they were superbly done and on a daily basis too. He's just a brilliant mind and in most of his posts he quotes passages from books, poems or other famous things written. Whoever has read what he's quoting, will understand him...

but aside from that, what made me really like him was this post...
(still brings a tear to my eye)
http://able2know.org/topic/57896-2#post-1527784

I had never seen that post before (might not even have seen the thread). Whoa.

Yeah, from that post on, Try had an instant spot in my heart.

Ok, gives Try some room ..

I knew you would !

yeah CJ, we did have such good times and still do - if anyone can put a smile right back on my face, no matter what's going on with life, its seeing a Blue avatar pop up and the glint in his eye

'Tis always a treat when the Blue Boy does a fly-by, especially nekkid shenanigans

That's so true, Izzie. Now that we've talked about him so much, it's about time he shows up, right?