Izzie:
Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur!
You know when some days just seem so darn perfect; so I would like to take a moment to thank you for lifting this poor excuse for a thread above:
‘how to get rid of raccoons’
Question by cobler207 on 04/28/09 5:07 PM Replies: 20 Views: 206
I feel like I’m on a roll; take today as an example:
I wake up early enough to drag the trash out to the kerb and find a $20 note in the front yard. On my way to town I see a church is offering a free book for donations…..I call in and donate the $20; disappointed I can’t choose a book, they hand me one wrapped in brown paper. Come lunch time I check the bag and…..
It is Rip Van Winkle by Washington Irving printed in 1905….. With over 50 color drawings by Arthur Rackham at the back.
Wow! Proof that a poor kid from a shack at Belle Haven, Greenwich, Connecticut; and even though it’s a 50 minute commute to downtown Manhattan, a little guy can still make it.
Having done time there myself I look back to Von Steuben High School Chicago, IL. Class of 2001. As being eclipsed by North Park College & Theological Seminary, Chicago, IL Class of 2005, when I was on the stage and had hoped Katrina would choose me as her Prom date; but even after I had finished sweeping it, she did not even notice me.
Many a night since then, as I looked out over Byram Harbor towards the park I have cried myself to sleep at the thought of what might have been this week a year ago when Katrina, who by now is in the world of show business and looking for:
Roommate Needed in Century City:
Six early to mid 20's girls are looking for a 7th roommate. Beautiful house in Century City - across the street from the Century City Mall. Close travel to Beverly Hills and Fox Studios. Would have own room and share a bathroom. $970 a month plus utilities. We are looking to fill the room ASAP and are open to summer boarders. Please contact Katrina if interested. Thanks!
INTERESTED!!! Are you kidding?
I was drooling…..at the thought of bible classes and started to hitch out west -
Regretfully, there is no happy ending to this story and even today I believe Wandel hates me for not giving him grandchildren, so I call him to explain:
“Wandel, how are you?"
"Not too good," He says, "I've been very weak."
"Why are you so weak?"
Wandel says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
"That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?
Wandel answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth filled with food in case you called!"
If you have any suggestions about how this script can be turned into a feature length movie, make free with your creative juices!