Pants, low pants, no pants... and the law

Loved my 'Hammer' pants but I'm hoping they declare exposing your drawers in public illegal. Along with buttcracks.

In many cities and the whole state of Vermont total nudity is legal! You can walk around naked in San Francisco and no one will bat an eyelash. Low slung pants seems a tad silly to get your panties in a bunch over.

How many totally naked people have you seen walking the street?

<tries to remember>

I admit Eoe, I did it myself in Frisco after it was legalized. Just for kicks, mind you. But I go to the local hot springs all the time and everyone climbs in naked with strangers and no one gives it a second thought.

Can we ban bell bottoms, too?

Let's just have a national uniform.