@Linkat,
Well, yeah, it would be for the normal person, but not the way I'd do it.
I'd invite them over to a barbeque and get them good and liquoured up first.
Then, I'd start a big fight with them and when they got to the point where they were calling me a bitch, I'd come out with "AND WHAT THE **** DO YOU PEOPLE DO WITH YOUR GARBAGE? "
Actually, I'd dress up like one of those gorilla welfare people and sneak over at night, checking out their basement windows, using a metal dectector, and my cousins iggys bloodhound, jackson.
oh, I'd get to the bottom of it all right.