Embarrassing good times

Good friend of mine has a knack of getting really drunk and doing stupid things....ok, well, I've been known for having this knack too, but haven't performed like this in a while.

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One of my friends(male) has been seeing/hooking up with another one of my friends(female). So he's in this girl's bed one night after going out drinking, and our other buddy is staying on the couch at her house, because he's wrecked(some of you might know this guy as the "Ese"). Unfortunately, I wasn't there to witness and severly bust his balls.
So buddy #1 is in this girl's room, which is right next to the bathroom. He hears a loud bang and crash in the bathroom. Goes out to check on the Ese, who's in the bathroom with the door locked. One of the chicks who lives there is waiting out in the hall to take a shower. Finally Ese unlocks the door, and he's trying to put the shower curtain back up, which is all torn. Shelves that were on the wall were also knocked off, and stuff is all over the floor. Apparently, he was taking a piss or what not, and passed out, fell INTO the shower, right through the shower curtain. Girl who was waiting for the shower said he was so pale and embarrassed.

So yesterday, another guy friend of mine(who wasn't there..but dates the other girl who was waiting for the shower), sends an email to me and the Ese. "Hey, I was just talking to a Native American friend of mine at work, and he told me "The Ese" is Sioux for "Man who wraps himself in shower curtain." Ese never responded to that email.

I could probably go into another story from last summer, when Ese and I went back to some girl's apartment one night after a bar(I was hooking up with one girl, he was on the couch), and the next morning I went to wake him up and he was on the hardwood floor passed out with his pants around his ankles, bareass, because he pissed himself on the couch. But that would make this too long.

Good times.