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How Does One Become a Henchman?

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Bella Dea
 
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 02:13 pm
In movies, there are always the henchmen that do the dirty work for the big boss. Who then shoots them in cold blood when they bring back news of failure.

First of all, who would WANT to be a henchman? And second, how does one go about becoming one? Do you just walk up to the nearest boss and hand him your resume?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 02:19 pm
Step 1. Be tough but stupid.

Step 2. ????

Step 3. Profit!
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 02:25 pm
@Bella Dea,
If you want at least one man's story about how it happened I suggest you read
Contract Killer: The Explosive Story of the Mafia's Most Notorious Hitman Donald "Tony the Greek" Frankos by William Hoffman . It goes a little over the top at times, but you just know a lot of it is just too crazy not to be true.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 02:38 pm
@Bella Dea,
You have to start as an apprentice for Donald Trump
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George
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 02:41 pm
I think you have to start out as a henchboy.
George
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 02:42 pm
@George,
Can women be henchmen?
Are there henchwomen?
George
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 02:43 pm
@George,
Henchpersons?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 03:12 pm
@George,
"Personal Assistant"
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 03:14 pm
I am a minion. Part of a very small horde.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 03:37 pm
@DrewDad,
Henchwench!
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 04:24 pm
What I wonder is; do henchmen get a regular paycheck, or is it sort of a piecework thing. Do you get paid by the hench, a weekly stipand, or what?
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 04:26 pm
In order to become a Henchman you need to have political connections.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 04:52 pm
@roger,
I think you get a cut of the loot.

Like, if Sozobe takes over Ohio, Sozlet gets Cincinnati.

Edit: Considering what I know of that child, perhaps Sozlet takes over Ohio, and Sozobe gets Cincinnati.
George
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 08:43 pm
@DrewDad,
I think "Sozlet and the Henchman" is good name for a band.
OGIONIK
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 04:53 am
@George,
find out who the big criminal masterminds are.

make friends.

get trust.

get work!
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