Formula for taking money from witless dolts:
1. Pick some very famous names which people will recognize
2. Make up an outlandish story (preferably involving incest, murder or conspiracy)
3. Learn to keep a straight face and pretend you really believe what you are saying.
4. Then write a book and tell people the government is trying to prevent them from buying it.
1. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
2. were secretly adopted as children and are actually brother and sister
3. no, really.
4. "The Branjelina Conspiracy", buy it before it's banned from the bookshelves.