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IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO

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dadpad
 
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 05:52 am


What super power would you have?

What would your superhero name be
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kuvasz
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 06:27 am
The power to heal the sick.

"Doc"
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 06:31 am
The power to fold space, so as to move from one spot to another almost instantaneously.

"Fast man"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 06:32 am
@dadpad,
Water....like a huge faucet.

I'd be Rain.
dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 06:36 am
@dlowan,
As in rainman?

Yep I can see that.
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 06:41 am
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:

As in rainman?

Yep I can see that.


Bastid.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 06:43 am
Manman, i would have all the abilities of a man, and i would walk amongst the populace, disguised as a man
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 06:49 am
I would be FLATULUS, need I go farther?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 06:56 am
point my finger

Digitman
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 07:50 am
@djjd62,
I would be called Wombman, and would have the power to create life.
boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 08:13 am
I would use my amazing Karma Camera to show everyone what people really look like - so if you're pretty on the inside you'd look great and if you were ugly on the inside you'd look awful.

I guess I could be called The Soulographer.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 08:49 am
I already have a superpower. I intimidate electrons. "Hey, Drew! My computer's acting funny, watch this! Hey wait, it's not doing it anymore!"

I am Computer Guy. (I know, I know. I'm a bit concrete.)
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 09:17 am
@DrewDad,
I am already listed as Notary Woman:
http://able2know.org/topic/105411-1#post-2900330

I wield the Embosser Stamp of Justice. You cannot get a passport without me.
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 09:23 am
If I could have any superpower, it would be Great Britain in the nineteenth century.
Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 10:16 am
I'll have to think about it.

I told my kids before that I don't go to ABC company to work, I'm actually a superhero.

They didn't believe me.
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carrie
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 03:11 pm
My super power would be to be able to complete competition puzzles at an astounding rate, and submit them all and win loads of prizes!

Super Hero name.... The Super Solver!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 03:17 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

I would be called Wombman, and would have the power to create life.


Did I mention that my loyal minions are the semen?
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 03:38 pm
There was a Ben Stiller movie called "Mystery Men". His character held auditions for people who wanted to join his team of superheroes. My favorite was a young woman who said: "I am the PMS Avenger. My powers work only one day a month. Do you have a problem with that?"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 03:43 pm
@joefromchicago,
joefromchicago wrote:

If I could have any superpower, it would be Great Britain in the nineteenth century.



Laughing
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 12:25 am
@farmerman,
I am curious famerdude, would you use your super power to aid the forces of good or evil?


more powerful than a wet bucket of H2SO4
Clears rooms with single blart
 

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