Are You Ready For Fantasy Baseball - 2009?

It's only Thursday.

The Paws were a substitution team on Wednesday, a total surprise to their manager. They bat ..065, which I think was an all-time low. This effort to undermine Paws management by unseen forces will be dealt with, dealt with. Maybe we'll roll over and scamper. Or maybe we'll fetch some new bats from the doghouse.
Thursday doesn't look too good as any kind of rescue plan.

That's what I'm screamin'.

What good is a single CGSHO when you still face 5 statistically superior Tuba pitchers?

Prepare yourself for 8th place, Rednecks.

You're next, second place.

It's the Stable Hands I'm worrying about right now, not the Toobas!

We'll try to make those worries worthwhile.

With the way the Puppies, Owls and Herons are playing? I don't think I will sink to 8th.

It's sooooo nice to be noticed.

Oof.

{pours Foxfyre an adult beverage of her choice}

I believe when managers like us hit the skids, it's time to turn to alkyhol.

Why wait?

well if not alkyhol then at least some strong chocolate. (Sugar free of course). I don't know whether to threaten my boys or offer bribes.

threaten = sugar-free chocolate
bribe = alkyhol

Whatever you like. We can do the alkyhol in the chocolates, too, and save time that way.

Candy is dandy, but . . .

Yankees vs Bosox. My SP is from NY. Not too good an outing, but the Yankees got 8 runs in the 4th and my SP made it through the 5th. I may get a win.
If you click on the score next to your player, you can follow the progress of a game in 30 or 60 second intervals. Yall know that.
There are pictures of the current batter and current hitter. I would guess 70% of the guys have some sort of facial hair, ranging from a dime-shaped thing under the lip through general scruffiness. The prize tonight goes to the Boston player named Youklis. Yugoslavian, perhaps? Impressive.

Kevin Youkilis is a nice Armenian-Jewish boy.

From Cincinnati.

MLB facial hair is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Check out Jason Motte's profile pic. Quite possibly the worst.

Reed Johnson and Chad Gaudin are also rockin' some gnarly facial pubes.

Youk is definitely a sight to behold.
Weirdest batting stance in baseball.
But he gets results.

pedroia leads the league in facial tics however...