Jokee

The funniest joke I found today, is me awaiting you to say

Come on o'er and have a drink... no drink, so I no think.

Or just to hear upon my ear, I have a word to say-- then

All is quiet, nothing heard, so I go away when:

No talkee, I walkee

No listen politely.... I go quietly.

After today... no WAY.

Isn't that a giggle???

my snigger makes me wiggle.

No goodby, no cry

Only learn why from fbi. Yii-iii


(a take on Andy Rooney) :
Andy Rooney on Cripes
My wife's from the Midwest. Very nice people
there. Very wholesome. They
use words like 'Cripes' 'For Cripes sake,' Who
would that be; Jesus Cripes?
The son of 'Gosh' of the church of 'Holy Moly'?
I'm not making fun of it.
You think I wanna burn in 'Heck'?