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YOU KNOW YOU'RE STRESSED WHEN.........

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:12 pm
YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO STRESSED IF...
* You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.
* The Sun is too loud.

* Trees begin chasing you.

*You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You can hear mimes.

* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

* Things becomes "Very Clear".

* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

* You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.

* Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You can skip without a rope.

* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

* You can travel without moving.

* A! ntacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

* You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.

* Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.

* You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of people you are talking to.
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:16 pm
Think so, Misti? Almost sounds like the DTs to me.
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Misti26
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:20 pm
Hi Roger! There's not much difference, huh?
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:23 pm
Not from what I hear.

I do remember taking a test in the room next to the division administrative office. I could hear every step of the secretary fixing a cup of coffee. I mean, I could hear the sugar dissolving. Now, that's stress!
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Misti26
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:34 pm
Not a good feeling Roger.
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