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Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:12 pm
YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO STRESSED IF...
* You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.
* The Sun is too loud.
* Trees begin chasing you.
*You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
* You can hear mimes.
* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
* Things becomes "Very Clear".
* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
* You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
* Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
* You can skip without a rope.
* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
* You can travel without moving.
* A! ntacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
* You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.
* Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
* You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of people you are talking to.
Think so, Misti? Almost sounds like the DTs to me.
Hi Roger! There's not much difference, huh?
Not from what I hear.
I do remember taking a test in the room next to the division administrative office. I could hear every step of the secretary fixing a cup of coffee. I mean, I could hear the sugar dissolving. Now, that's stress!
Not a good feeling Roger.
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