Can I have a dollar?

@Green Witch,

Green Witch wrote:

Can I fax you a buck?

You may fax me a buck. Also, though it may be unrelated, you may also do anything to me that rhymes with the word "buck" if you'd like. Thank you for any contribution you can make.

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@Eva,

How selfish. Instead of making the world a better place, you decided to help one person. ONE! He isn't going to appreciate it like I do! And what injustice has happened that would possibly be reversed by you giving THAT GUY a buck instead of ME! Selfish, selfish, selfish!

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@kickycan,

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You may fax me a buck. Also, though it may be unrelated, you may also do anything to me that rhymes with the word "buck" if you'd like. Thank you for any contribution

chuck you

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http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a62/photohosting1234/PopCulture/buyfordollar.jpg

i'd buy that for a dollar

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@kickycan,

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You may fax me a buck. Also, though it may be unrelated, you may also do anything to me that rhymes with the word "buck" if you'd like. Thank you for any contribution you can make.

Hmmm... I guess I'll just wish you luck.

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@Butrflynet,

Damn, you conservatives are way too principled!

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@mismi,

mismi wrote:

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You may fax me a buck. Also, though it may be unrelated, you may also do anything to me that rhymes with the word "buck" if you'd like. Thank you for any contribution

chuck you

How DARE you, young lady! I have good mind to give you a vigorous spanking!

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@kickycan,

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How DARE you, young lady! I have good mind to give you a vigorous spanking!

I'll just bet you do.... Razz

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@Green Witch,

Green Witch wrote:

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You may fax me a buck. Also, though it may be unrelated, you may also do anything to me that rhymes with the word "buck" if you'd like. Thank you for any contribution you can make.

Hmmm... I guess I'll just wish you luck.

Damn, now I feel like a shmuck.

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I think fund raising might be a good career move for you. I've attached an idea for a sure fire method. If you mix in some chocolate you will certainly get the attention of the ladies:

http://www.recruitment-marketing.co.uk/images/showcase/Gift_peanutbutter_mono2.jpg

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@kickycan,

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Damn, now I feel like a shmuck.

Stop feeling your schmuck. It's rude to do that in public.

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@Green Witch,

Yes...I can't think of a better way to entice the ladies then to slather my flabby, extremely hairy body with peanut butter and just wait for the good times to commence!

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@kickycan,

kickycan wrote:

Roger, just for that, I'm coming to Farmington, NM instead!

If shewolf and I both give you a dollar, will you come to Austin?

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@Green Witch,

Green Witch wrote:

Can I fax you a buck?

heh
that reminds me of a beavis and butthead episode where they go in a quickie mart, make copies of a dollar and some change, and try to buy nachos with it.

the guy behind the counter says something like "you can't buy nachos with that!"
so beavis pushes a torn piece of paper with a copy of a nickel on it and says "heh heh, heh.....here's a little something extra for you.....heh"

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Hell

I will give you TWO ..............

thats right folks.

I just offered TWO dollars.

Two dollars for kicky to come to austin

beat that.

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@shewolfnm,

I'll kick in three fiddy.

that's fi'fiddy totalish.

PLUS a chimmy from Maria's Taco X-press

beat that.

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I think Austin would be a great place to escape the NY winter. Austin is warmer now than Tampa (75 vs 63 degrees today), has fewer elderly people on the roads, plenty of beer and chili, plus some willing A2K women to watch over him. I vote Kicky goes to Austin.

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