HOW TO GET WEALTHY

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Some tips to share on wealth building.

FIRST: Whenever you get a lot in checking, shift some over to savings.

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Save 10% of your after tax income. Someone, somewhere makes 10% less than you and they are doing just fine.

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Never become content with your position in anything.

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Befriend some elderly rich people.

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@NickFun,

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Befriend some elderly rich people.

..forge wills in your favour and then kill them.

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Put an advertisement in newspapers and magazines:

"EARN EA$Y MONEY FA$T!!
Send $10 to PO Box ####, [your town]"

Then send them a letter telling them to put an ad in a newspaper or magazine with the words.... (see above).

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@Mr Stillwater,

These are all fine examples of DIY ammasing wealth.

Begin a religion and ask for significant donations for your ministries. This has never failed and has masde several, otherwisew unemployable pweople, quite rich.

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Buy lots of lottery tickets. They have to pay off sometime, right? And, SOMEONE has to win...

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@squinney,

take whatever you want and give nothing in return!

(CAPN JACK SPARROW IF IM NOT MISTAKEN!)

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Captain Jack Sparrow: "Take what you can!"

Mr. Gibbs: "Give nothing back!"

(Clank tankards of rum, then suck back the vile drink . . . )

Jack Sparrow: "No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?"

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Willie Sutton was a famous bank robber, who reached the height of his profession in the 1950s. He was tailed by an amateur detective and arrested in 1952 . . .

Reporter: "Mr. Sutton . . . Mr. Sutton . . . why do you rob banks?"

Willie, casting a pitying look at the reporter, speaks slowly with emphasis on each word: "Because that's where the money is."

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@Mr Stillwater,

Mr Stillwater wrote:

Put an advertisement in newspapers and magazines:

"EARN EA$Y MONEY FA$T!!
Send $10 to PO Box ####, [your town]"

Then send them a letter telling them to put an ad in a newspaper or magazine with the words.... (see above).

i can remember as a kid reading fangoria (horror movie magazine), and seeing those ads in the back, they said "get hundreds of dollar bills in the mail, send an envelope containing one dollar to" and then an address

classic stuff

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Rule #1 - Don't lose money.
Rule #2 - Dont forget rule #1.

Warren Buffet

don't invest without a stop loss.
if price goes up, reset stop loss to 3-5% of low of the last 2 weeks.....

because, the trend is your friend, until it ends.

I'm just learning this stuff with a virtual training platform, but it's working remarkably well.

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Parade the streets in suggestive clothing and, when approached, offer favors in exchange for cash. Or smack.

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@squinney,

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Buy lots of lottery tickets. They have to pay off sometime, right? And, SOMEONE has to win...

i don't believe in lottery tickets and other gimmicks , but ...
a friend of ours - a pretty frugal scot - recently bought just one ticket (the instant win type) and hit the jackpot : $ ONE MILLION !
and in canada lottery and casino winnings are TAX FREE !
(he did not buy another ticket and i still won't buy one , but "someone" has to win !) .
hbg

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io usually save 20%, evry 100.00 i put a 20 bill away..

that is when my income isnt extremely less than my bills, like right now.

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@OGIONIK,

how to get wealthy (quickly)
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marry a well to do heiress

to to get wealthy (slowly)
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work , find a good and compatible companion , study , save and stay healthy - simple , isn't it ?
repeat for 50 years and you'll be fine .
hbg

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1. Pay off all your credit cards.
2. Buy a house (and keep it for years).
3. Max out your 401K/IRA contributions.
4. Diversify.
5. Rinse and repeat for 20 years.

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@farmerman,

followed by forex trading !
hbg

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