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MASTURBATION AND PROSTATE CANCER__THIS JUST IN!!

 
 
2PacksAday
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 06:12 pm
I'm not worried, I have a firm grip on the situation.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 06:21 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
A new study finds men who are sexually active in their 20s and 30s are more likely to develop prostate cancer " especially if they masturbate frequently.

What? And women get a free ride on this? This is so discrimination!
George
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 06:44 pm
@Thomas,
Quote:
What? And women get a free ride on this? This is so discrimination!

Well, ya know, different strokes . . .
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kuvasz
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 07:15 pm
@farmerman,
good thing, i've paid forward til i'm 150. so i got that going for me.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 09:18 pm

well gentlemen i've given this some thought and have come to the conclusion that if you play you pay.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 09:22 pm
@Thomas,
Quote:
What? And women get a free ride on this? This is so discrimination!


According to a very prominent US Federal Agency, as of 2002 women do have prostates. So keep it up bitches and youll be having pattern baldness too.
Sglass
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 09:41 pm
@farmerman,

farmerman that was very indelicate.
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 09:57 pm
@farmerman,
Shocked
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 10:03 pm
@Sglass,
Quote:
farmerman that was very indelicate.


Well, women gotta learn their own anatomies. Im not here to remind youall that as of 2002 all women must have a prostate
solipsister
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 10:03 pm
@Sglass,
squirt him, onan on and on, modesty and braggadocio spit on the frequency responses,

but there was this one time

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 10:08 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:
Is it wrong of me to want this topic to line up with Looking for a Perfect Food - Nutritional, Portable, Storable?

Yes.
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Sglass
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 10:09 pm
@farmerman,
do they have to register it?and how many women do you know that have prostratre cancer. heh heh
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Deckland
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 11:33 pm
The AMA have also issued a warning
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p61/noworries53/MedicalAlert.gif
Sglass
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2009 11:55 pm
@Deckland,
What is this, this is supposed to be a serious dialog.
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Jan, 2009 12:11 am
@Thomas,
Finally I understand breast cancer prevalence..
Sglass
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Jan, 2009 12:20 am
@ossobuco,
Osso. O my goodness, I think you have made an important observation that should be brought to the attention of the medical profession. And all the time I thought the cause was ill fitting bras.

Missionary Style is out.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jan, 2009 05:52 am
It appears that this serious subject has been taken down into the depths of discourse wherein puns are considered valid response.

As my 4th grade nun used to say.
"All you boys who practice self abuse are in a serious occasion of sin". Further she asked us to pray that we wouldnt practise self abuse and not go to hell with our hands all broken and burned. Little did I know that, later in life this admonition would catch up with me. People asked me what happened to my hand and I tell em it was caused by a nuns curse about Too much jackin-off in my youth.

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Deckland
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Jan, 2009 02:48 pm
@Sglass,
Sglass wrote:

What is this, this is supposed to be a serious dialog.
Says who ?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jan, 2009 02:50 pm
"Daddy . . . what's a serious dialogue?"

"Never you mind, son . . . just keep pullin' your pud there . . . and loosen your grip . . . you could do yourself an injury."
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 05:37 am
@jespah,
what a bunch of, whackos


;D
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