MASTURBATION AND PROSTATE CANCER__THIS JUST IN!!

I'm not worried, I have a firm grip on the situation.

What? And women get a free ride on this? This is so discrimination!

Well, ya know, different strokes . . .

good thing, i've paid forward til i'm 150. so i got that going for me.

well gentlemen i've given this some thought and have come to the conclusion that if you play you pay.

According to a very prominent US Federal Agency, as of 2002 women do have prostates. So keep it up bitches and youll be having pattern baldness too.

farmerman that was very indelicate.

Well, women gotta learn their own anatomies. Im not here to remind youall that as of 2002 all women must have a prostate

squirt him, onan on and on, modesty and braggadocio spit on the frequency responses,

but there was this one time

Yes.

do they have to register it?and how many women do you know that have prostratre cancer. heh heh

The AMA have also issued a warning

What is this, this is supposed to be a serious dialog.

Finally I understand breast cancer prevalence..

Osso. O my goodness, I think you have made an important observation that should be brought to the attention of the medical profession. And all the time I thought the cause was ill fitting bras.

Missionary Style is out.

It appears that this serious subject has been taken down into the depths of discourse wherein puns are considered valid response.

As my 4th grade nun used to say.
"All you boys who practice self abuse are in a serious occasion of sin". Further she asked us to pray that we wouldnt practise self abuse and not go to hell with our hands all broken and burned. Little did I know that, later in life this admonition would catch up with me. People asked me what happened to my hand and I tell em it was caused by a nuns curse about Too much jackin-off in my youth.

Says who ?

"Daddy . . . what's a serious dialogue?"

"Never you mind, son . . . just keep pullin' your pud there . . . and loosen your grip . . . you could do yourself an injury."

what a bunch of, whackos


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