Cheney Wheeled Out of Office

Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 07:53 pm

Cheney in wheelchair after pulling back muscle

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WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney pulled a muscle in his back while moving boxes and will be in a wheelchair for Tuesday's inauguration ceremony.

White House press secretary Dana Perino said Monday that Cheney was helping to move into his new home outside Washington in McLean, Va., when he injured his back.

His doctor recommended that he needed a wheelchair for the next couple of days.

The White House staff doesn't perform a similar moving service for the old and new VP's family as they do for the old and new President's family?
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 07:58 pm
I hope the brake on the wheelchair malfunctions and causes Cheney to turn into a miniature version of a runaway train as the silver carriage whisks him down the hill and into the path of a passing semi trailer.
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 08:35 pm
Probably scared shitless that if anyone else had access to his papers the truth would finally come out. Can anyone say "ten years to life imprisonment"?
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 08:55 pm
Interesting proposition. Makes me more interested in finding out what the moving protocol is for the VP.
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 09:27 pm
Maybe he said he was moving boxes to nail down the worker's comp.
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 11:06 pm
I'm with Gus on this one. Maybe a passing freight train will scatter his carcass all over the place.
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