Gender Challenge: Am I a woman or a man?

omg only a man would be aggressive like that.

Not true. I've had my moments

David Beckham has a range of scents. So do rap stars. Basically women like guys who smell nice. It will help you get your leg over. Some people will call you a queen, but smelling of truck is so 70's

i hate to be predictable. MostlyI respond to the way I am being spoken too.

I am but one person. A complicated one with mood swings. AS are we all.

It was entirely sincere. But partly in jest. Personally I find that when you discuss your thoughts and feelings it is more interesting. I am led to believe that you are or Scottish heritage. There is a tradition In areas of scotland where poetry and music are considered very manly things: As in Robbie Burns. Listen to Scottish Edie Reader being interviewed. She makes it sound more fun.

That question leaves some room
for ambiguity, inasmuch as all mammals
come in 2 sexes, including Man.

That question leaves some room
for ambiguity, inasmuch as FOW
can possibly have a cat or a dog,
thereby having a head, 4 paws, a tail and a vagina.

Also regarding pornography. Its inherently masterbatory. I have nothing against it, but its a bit well---solitary. I have always found the letters page in Cosmo entertaining and informative. I think you could use them for erotic purposes too. They used to feature "sexual position of the month" with instructions, diagrams and degree of difficulty which certainly I used with my partner. Altho I was younger. I think you are talking about laddism rather than homosexuality.
Heres my explaination of it. A group of lads go out and get drunk together, and invent stories of sexual conquest. The quiet scent wearing lad they call a puff goes out and gets his end away.

But that would be misleading? I promised not to do that

I was using Veblen's non-biological definition of gender.

My guess at Fountie's IQ is 107- 112 range. She even bollocksed up the minnows in the pool image. She has skimmed Emily. Not read her properly.

I have read the whole thread. It's pitiful.

A species of either unconscious or amateurish resistance analysis. A study in projection on the side. No inclination or capacity to do other that surface scratching. Just name drops. Dignity posturing.

Got a little problem with porn has she. Oooow Jennifer- where's the smelling salts?

Fade it out.



An unfinished song.

3 Question sets.

1) The last five (if you've done this less than five times, then the last three or whatever) times you dressed up for either Halloween or a costume party, what did you go as? And if you brought a date/spouse/SO, what did that person dress as?
2) How much time do you spend fixing your hair on a typical morning? Do you use a styling product(s)? If so, what and how much, and what do you do with it? For going out, do you fix your hair any differently? If so, how?
3) Scenario. You're alone (never mind if you are currently attached, the fact pattern is you're by yourself, so if there is an SO, that person is away for some reason or another) and having unexpected company, your boss. You have 30 minutes to make something. You have to prepare the food and cannot order in or take out. Assume you have a fully stocked refrigerator and pantry. What do you make?

Bonus extra question: what percentage of your body can you bench press? And for how many reps?

These questions probably won't resolve a damned thing, but I'm a curious terrier.

You are fascinated by Beckham's scents and think smelling of trucks is the only alternative to having multiple scents.

I knew it. You are the "queen" of England.

I'm sure you have dearie. And the clothing ads are to die for. Just imagine yourself in that cute dress with the expensive pumps.

I don't have a problem with porn: I just use the off button: you can pleasure yourself in anyway you deem fit. Put it this way: If you came to me with a photo and said fancy trying this? I might. Try anything for a laugh me.
if you wanted to go into your bedroom and relive your teenage inadequate years, I would suggest: grow up.And literally stop being a w^^^^^r

I dress up every year. Usually as a vampire. Its cheap and simple. For halloween.
Have short hair which I brush. I am not nervous about it. I'm confident about how it looks. As a teenager got free hairstyling as I was a "model" i.e I didn't get paid but got free,colouring and styling. They took a photo of me.
Do not spend much time looking in mirror. Its an easy way to get depressed. People are very self critical. Never use styling products. I'm over 40 and grow old gracefully. Am not greying.
I don't think like that. Cooking is an entertainment. Would taylor it to individvual. Half an hour is enough time to prepare Waldorf salad. Pasta dish. bolognese carbonara. Fruit and ice cream for desert. could probably knock up something. probably spend more time worrying about state of bathroom if boss was a woman.
Note: in London cooking is seen as leg over skill. 3 of my (male) friends asked for cokkery books. Gives you a chance to lure a chick to your pad and get her kit off apparently. View Michael Caine in the Ipcress File. Kills 20 or so, cooks the perfect soufle.

I'm comfortable with my sexuality: I don't worry about anyone else's. Feel free to have relationships with whoever pleases you, in a matter that is pleasing to you.

I never said you were "uncomfortable". I said you weren't traditional hetero male.

If anybody asks you "is it easy to forget?" I said its easily done, just pick anyone: and pretend that you've never met.

The night went swirling and whirling: he must have been out in Leeds or somewhere exotic.

You wouldn't want to be a traditional male, if you were from Yorkshire lad.