Luxury to die for

OMG - !

kev, all that stuff was a goof from the pilot of the TV series 'Six Feet Under'.

I am guessing the site was originally put up to promote the series.

Well it's popular coz I've gotten a whiff off a few bodies on the train that I swear smelled like they were decomposing!

Heeven, I'm not sure that I really want to ask this, but I dont seem to be able to stop myself, What bodies? on what trains?

I guess I should explain - I take the train to work everyday (in Boston) and it's one of those trains where everyone is packed in tight. You are forced to be squashed up against complete strangers. I have been unfortunate to have the pleasure of being close to some unwashed bodies - which I equated with what I would imagine decomposition to be like. A slight exaggeration!

Aaah Heeven, Now I understand. Tell me, are there any openings for shower salesmen in Boston?

I think this could be a place of real opportunity for a guy like me.

Yes, Yes, Yes!
You can start by stripping off and doing a shower demonstration for us somewhere like downtown Boston. I could sell tickets and we could support A2K .... Yay!
Oh hold on, that sounds a little too close to the David Blane stunt currently happening (still?) in London. We don't want people smacking you with a wet fish or anything like that.

Ah, they just kill me. Yeah, the website is a spoof.
There's no actual info about the funeral-home at http://www.luxurytodiefor.com/main.htm

But it does display the same ad over and over, linking to the TV show Six Feet Under, at:
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/S/sixfeetunder/index.html

Anything I see on the internet gets a huge grain of salt!

Six Feet Under is indeed a brilliant series, btw, in their defence.