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He should have kept his mouth shut!!

 
 
Reply Sat 10 Jan, 2009 11:54 pm
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the
wife asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got
out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.
Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" asked the wife.

He says, "Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat
him with died at the scene.

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roger
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jan, 2009 11:56 pm
Sometimes you just gotta say it, though.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 07:15 pm
@mysteryman,
Oooohh.....that was a real stinker























Laughing
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